*Bir tan\u0131d\u0131\u011f\u0131m var akl\u0131ndan hep \u015f\u00fcphe ederim. Ederim ama adam y\u00fcksek tahsilli,\u00a0bulundu\u011fu yerlerde hep \u00f6n planda bulunu\u015f biri.<\/p>\n
\u00d6rne\u011fin gel bir \u00e7ay\u0131m\u0131 i\u00e7 deseniz hemen, \u201cNe i\u00e7erim, ne i\u00e7iririm\u201d der.<\/p>\n
Hadi bana bir \u00e7ay \u0131smarla deseniz size de, \u201cNe i\u00e7erim, ne i\u00e7iririm\u201d der.<\/p>\n
*Bir g\u00fcn m\u00fc\u015fterek arkada\u015f\u0131m\u0131z arabas\u0131yla \u015fehir merkezine gidiyormu\u015f. Bizim arkada\u015f\u0131m\u0131z da durakta vas\u0131ta bekliyormu\u015f.<\/p>\n
Arac\u0131n\u0131 durdurmu\u015f, \u201cBuyurum sizi de i\u015fyerinize b\u0131rakay\u0131m\u201d demi\u015f.<\/p>\n
Cevap, \u201cNe binerim ne bindiririm\u201d<\/p>\n
*Ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z toplumda bin bir t\u00fcrl\u00fc insan var. Hepsine\u00a0sayg\u0131 duymak gerek.<\/p>\n
TEKER B\u0130JONLARI<\/p>\n
Bu arkada\u015f\u0131 hat\u0131rlay\u0131nca ba\u015fka bir \u015fey akl\u0131ma geldi.<\/p>\n
\u201cSinir ve Ruh Hastal\u0131klar\u0131 hastanesinde yatan biri hastanenin penceresinden yola bak\u0131yormu\u015f. Bu s\u0131rada bir vatanda\u015f, binan\u0131n yak\u0131n\u0131na arabas\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7ekmi\u015f teker de\u011fi\u015ftiriyormu\u015f\u2026<\/p>\n
S\u00f6kt\u00fc\u011f\u00fc tekerin bijonlar\u0131n\u0131\u00a0kanalizasyona\u00a0
Deli diye dikkate almad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z hasta; \u201cHer tekerden bir bijon s\u00f6k oraya tak. Gidece\u011fin yere\u00a0kadar seni g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcr.\u201d demi\u015f.<\/p>\n
Adam hayretle, \u201cSen neden burada yat\u0131yorsun?\u201d demi\u015f.<\/p>\n
Deli\u00a0de, \u201cBen deli oldu\u011fum i\u00e7in buraday\u0131m aptal oldu\u011fum i\u00e7in de\u011fil!\u201ddemi\u015f.<\/p>\n
Sinir ve Ruh Hastal\u0131klar\u0131 hastanesi konu olunca burada yatan ya da tedavi g\u00f6ren bir hastan\u0131n yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131 \u015fiiri dosyalar\u0131m\u0131n i\u00e7inden buldum.\u00a0Bir delinin yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131 \u015fiir geldi akl\u0131ma.<\/p>\n
*Yazar\u0131 belli de\u011fil. Nereden\u00a0kesip saklad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131 da bulamad\u0131m.<\/p>\n
G\u0130D\u0130YORUM<\/p>\n
\u201cBenim olan ne varsa,\u00a0doldurdum ceplerime.<\/p>\n
A\u011fz\u0131mda birka\u00e7 kelime k\u00fcf\u00fcr<\/p>\n
Akl\u0131mda yine ger\u00e7ekle\u015ftiremedi\u011fim hayallerim<\/p>\n
Gidiyorum.<\/p>\n
Beceremedi\u011fim evlatl\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131<\/p>\n
\u0130\u015f hayat\u0131m\u0131.<\/p>\n
\u00dcmidi kesti\u011fim yar\u0131nlar\u0131m\u0131 ceplerime doldurdum,<\/p>\n
Gidiyorum.<\/p>\n
Bitmek bilmeyen sa\u011fl\u0131k problemlerimi<\/p>\n
Stresten kopard\u0131\u011f\u0131m t\u0131rnaklar\u0131m\u0131n<\/p>\n
Kenar\u0131nda duran etleri<\/p>\n
\u00c7antama doldurdum gidiyorum.<\/p>\n
\u00dcstesinden gelemedi\u011fim akrabal\u0131k ili\u015fkilerimi<\/p>\n
Neresinden tutarsam tutay\u0131m<\/p>\n
Elimde kalan kar-koca hikayesini<\/p>\n
Anne-baba olman\u0131n sorumluluk y\u00fcklerini,<\/p>\n
Heybeme doldurdum. Gidiyorum.<\/p>\n
Biri bitmeden di\u011ferini tutu\u015fturdu\u011fum izmaritlerimi,<\/p>\n
Hat\u0131ra olsun diye saklad\u0131\u011f\u0131m birka\u00e7 \u015fiirimi<\/p>\n
C\u00fczdan\u0131mda ta\u015f\u0131d\u0131\u011f\u0131m sevdi\u011fim insanlar\u0131n<\/p>\n
Resimlerini \u00e7\u00f6pe att\u0131m. Gidiyorum.<\/p>\n
Par\u00e7a par\u00e7a\u00a0olmu\u015f \u00fcmitlerimi<\/p>\n
Bertaraf edilen,<\/p>\n
D\u00fczelir diye kendime etti\u011fim telkinleri<\/p>\n
C\u00fczdan\u0131ma koydum. Gidiyorum.<\/p>\n
Akl\u0131m\u0131n sokaklar\u0131nda dola\u015fan mutlu veletleri<\/p>\n
Y\u00fcre\u011fime yatm\u0131\u015f m\u0131\u015f\u0131l m\u0131\u015f\u0131l\u00a0uyuyan sevdi\u011fimi<\/p>\n
Y\u00fcz\u00fcme g\u00fcl\u00fcp arkamdan s\u00f6ven birka\u00e7 ki\u015fiyi zihnimde\u00a0\u00f6ld\u00fcrd\u00fcm<\/p>\n
Gidiyorum.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
\u00c7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131nca gelmeyen Azrail\u2019i<\/p>\n
Herkese g\u00fcne\u015fi g\u00f6sterirken bana<\/p>\n
Kar ya\u011fd\u0131ran Mikail\u2019i<\/p>\n
S\u00fbr\u2019a\u00a0\u00fcflemeyi unutan \u0130srafil\u2019i<\/p>\n
Allah\u2019a \u015fikayet ettim. Gidiyorum.<\/p>\n
Hastane koridorlar\u0131nda att\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u00a0voltalar\u0131<\/p>\n
Bana da \u015fiir yazsana diyen ba\u015f\u0131m\u0131n etini yiyen<\/p>\n
Gamze ablay\u0131<\/p>\n
Sen art\u0131k iyile\u015fmezsin diyen t\u00fcm doktorlar\u0131<\/p>\n
S\u0131rt\u0131ma y\u00fckledim.\u00a0Gidiyorum.\u201d<\/p>\n
KAPI A\u00c7IK!<\/p>\n
*Asl\u0131nda burada \u0130stanbul depremini yazmal\u0131yd\u0131m. Bu\u00a0deprem \u00fclke g\u00fcndemini de\u011fi\u015ftirecek gibi.<\/p>\n
Allaha \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr ki can kayb\u0131 yokmu\u015f.<\/p>\n
*Neyse deliden s\u00f6z a\u00e7\u0131ld\u0131 iki deli f\u0131kras\u0131yla nokta koyal\u0131m.<\/p>\n
*\u201cAk\u0131l Hastanesinde hastalar toplan\u0131p ka\u00e7ma planlar\u0131 yapm\u0131\u015flar.<\/p>\n
*Plan bir k\u00fct\u00fck bulunacak, \u00f6nce 1. Kap\u0131 sonra 2. Kap\u0131 son olarak da<\/p>\n
3. kap\u0131 k\u0131r\u0131lacakm\u0131\u015f. Sonra\u00a0da herkes ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131n \u00e7aresine bakacakm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
Sabah toplanm\u0131\u015flar bir k\u00fct\u00fck bulmu\u015flar ve plan gere\u011fi \u00f6nce1. kap\u0131y\u0131 sonra 2. kap\u0131y\u0131 k\u0131rm\u0131\u015flar. Bir\u00a0de ne g\u00f6rs\u00fcnler 3. kap\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
Lider pozisyonundaki mahk\u00fbm, \u201cD\u00f6n\u00fcn arkada\u015flar plan bozuldu.\u201d<\/p>\n
TANRIO\u011eLU<\/p>\n
Hastaneye yeni atanan ba\u015fhekim hastalar\u0131 ziyaret ediyormu\u015f.<\/p>\n
Hastan\u0131n\u00a0birine ba\u015fhekim:<\/p>\n
– Ad\u0131n ne s\u00f6yle bakal\u0131m?<\/p>\n
-Velittin\u00a0efendim<\/p>\n
-Soyad\u0131n ne?<\/p>\n
-Tanr\u0131o\u011flu.<\/p>\n
Konu\u015fmay\u0131 dinleyen bir hasta:<\/p>\n
-Yalan s\u00f6yl\u00fcyor doktor bey. Benim\u00a0b\u00f6yle bir o\u011flum yok.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
*Bir tan\u0131d\u0131\u011f\u0131m var akl\u0131ndan hep \u015f\u00fcphe ederim. Ederim ama adam y\u00fcksek tahsilli,\u00a0bulundu\u011fu yerlerde hep \u00f6n planda bulunu\u015f biri. \u00d6rne\u011fin gel bir \u00e7ay\u0131m\u0131 i\u00e7 deseniz hemen, \u201cNe i\u00e7erim, ne i\u00e7iririm\u201d der. Hadi bana bir \u00e7ay \u0131smarla deseniz size de, \u201cNe i\u00e7erim, ne i\u00e7iririm\u201d der. *Bir g\u00fcn m\u00fc\u015fterek arkada\u015f\u0131m\u0131z arabas\u0131yla \u015fehir merkezine gidiyormu\u015f. Bizim arkada\u015f\u0131m\u0131z da durakta […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":96952,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-abidin-guneyli"],"views":262,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96951"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96951\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/96952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}