\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Uzayl\u0131lar da Bizi\u00a0G\u00f6recek mi?<\/b><\/p>\n
Selam kankalar, nas\u0131ls\u0131n\u0131z?<\/p>\n
Benim kafam son alt\u0131 ayd\u0131r uzay \u00fcss\u00fc gibi, v\u0131z\u0131r v\u0131z\u0131r fikir u\u00e7u\u015fuyor.<\/p>\n
Uzayl\u0131lar, astral seyahat, Reptillianlar, Anunnakiler\u2026<\/p>\n
Bir de \u00fcst\u00fcne Yusuf G\u00fcney\u2019in \u201cUzaya gittim, bi\u2019 naber\u00a0dedim?\u201d videolar\u0131 patlay\u0131nca, dedim ki, \u201cBu i\u015fte bir numara d\u00f6n\u00fcyor.\u201d Hani tesad\u00fcf dedikleri \u015fey, tesad\u00fcfen tesad\u00fcf de\u011fil ya, i\u015fte o hesap.<\/p>\n
Oturdum, galaksi haritas\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6n\u00fcme serdim, \u201cNeler oluyor lan?\u201d diye sorguya \u00e7ektim kendimi.<\/p>\n
Tabii harita yoktu, bildi\u011fin kahve fincan\u0131ndan fal bakt\u0131m, o ayr\u0131.<\/p>\n
Gelecek bir g\u00fcn gelecekte, uzayl\u0131lar ger\u00e7ekten gelecek mi?<\/p>\n
Ya da Zeki M\u00fcren\u2019de bizi g\u00f6recek mi?<\/p>\n
\u00d6zellikle son alt\u0131\u00a0ayd\u0131r \u00e7ok dikkatimi \u00e7ekmeye ba\u015flad\u0131\u00a0bu tip konular.<\/p>\n
Uzayl\u0131lar,\u00a0ruhsal boyutta yolculuk\u00a0vb.\u00a0spirit\u00fcel konular\u0131 i\u015fleyen videolar yo\u011funla\u015fmaya ba\u015flad\u0131.<\/p>\n
Yukardakilerin yeni g\u00fcndemi belli oldu\u00a0san\u0131r\u0131m.<\/p>\n
Art\u0131k daha s\u0131k bu videolar ile kar\u015f\u0131la\u015faca\u011f\u0131z\u00a0belli oldu.<\/p>\n
\u2018\u2018Uzayl\u0131lar gelecek\u2019\u2019\u00a0alg\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 peki\u015ftirmek\u2026<\/p>\n
Yani benim can\u0131m insanlar\u0131m;<\/p>\n
Uzayl\u0131lar Kap\u0131ya Dayand\u0131, Terlik Haz\u0131r m\u0131?<\/b><\/p>\n
Benim Dikkatimi \u00e7eken olay,\u00a0Yusuf G\u00fcney\u2019in yapm\u0131\u015f oldu\u011fu astral\u00a0seyahat videolar\u0131n\u0131n bir anda servis edilmeye ba\u015flamas\u0131 ve s\u00fcrekli beli ba\u015fl\u0131 televizyon programlar\u0131na konuk olmas\u0131 oldu en ba\u015fta.<\/p>\n
Sonras\u0131nda uzayl\u0131 oldu\u011funu iddia edenler, Reptillian\u00a0olanlar\u0131n de\u015fifre videolar\u0131 derken en tepedekiler baya\u011f\u0131 baya\u011f\u0131, \u00f6n\u00fcm\u00fczdeki y\u0131llar\u0131n g\u00fcndeminde duracak konunun da sinyalini\u00a0verip, insanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 yava\u015f yava\u015f buna haz\u0131rl\u0131yorlar.<\/p>\n
Bilirsiniz\u00a0en tepedeki heyet \u00fclkelerin \u00f6n\u00fcm\u00fczdeki 50 y\u0131ll\u0131k stratejisini belirler.<\/p>\n
Ve her y\u0131l elli\u00a0y\u0131lda bir sistemler, \u00fclkeleri y\u00f6netenlerin siyasi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnceleri,\u00a0moda olan \u015feyler,\u00a0sanat\u00e7\u0131lar,\u00a0g\u00fcndemler de\u011fi\u015fir.<\/p>\n
Size bi\u015fey s\u00f6yleyim mi, zamm\u0131,\u00a0enflasyonu,\u00a0krizi, kerizi, hayat pahal\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 bilmem ama as\u0131l bu i\u015fleri\u00a0yapan\u00a0d\u0131j g\u00fcjler, o tepedekiler i\u015fte.<\/p>\n
Fantasia\u00a0d\u00fcnyas\u0131 geni\u015f ve kendini insanl\u0131\u011fa adam\u0131\u015f biri olarak kendime \u015fu soruyu sordum:<\/p>\n
\u0130nsanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 nas\u0131l kurtarabilirim.<\/p>\n
Evet ben bir C\u00fcneyt Ark\u0131n de\u011filim ama insan olarak d\u00fcnyay\u0131 kurtarabilecek C\u00fcneyt Ark\u0131n varisi olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131 kimse ispatlayamaz.<\/p>\n
Kendi k\u00fclt\u00fcr\u00fcne sar\u0131larak \u00f6rf\u00fcn\u00fc ananevi\u00a0de\u011ferlerinize\u00a0sahip \u00e7\u0131karak toplum bilinci uyand\u0131rarak a\u015f\u0131l\u0131r\u00a0bu tip nifak tohumlar\u0131,\u00a0b\u00f6yle \u015feylerin \u00fcstesinden\u00a0de yaratana\u00a0s\u0131\u011f\u0131narak gelinir elbet.<\/p>\n
Yoksa uzayl\u0131 anunnaki rakifelirlar falan bize v\u0131z gelir t\u0131r\u0131s gider.<\/p>\n
\u00d6nce \u015fu soruyu soral\u0131m: Uzayl\u0131lar gelecek mi, gelmeyecek mi?<\/p>\n
Gelse ne olur, gelmese ne biter?<\/p>\n
Zeki M\u00fcren \u00e7\u0131k\u0131p \u201cBeni uzaydan m\u0131 g\u00f6rd\u00fcn\u00fcz?\u201d diye pleybek yapsa daha m\u0131 e\u011flenceli olurdu?<\/p>\n
Bence olurdu.<\/p>\n
Ama i\u015fin asl\u0131 \u015fu: Son zamanlarda sosyal medyada, televizyonda, hatta mahalle bakkal\u0131nda bile \u201cUzayl\u0131lar geliyor\u201d muhabbeti d\u00f6n\u00fcyor.<\/p>\n
Bakkal H\u00fcseyin Abi bile, \u201cDomatesi uzayl\u0131lar ald\u0131, o y\u00fczden 40 lira!\u201d dedi ge\u00e7en g\u00fcn.<\/p>\n
Alg\u0131 y\u00f6netimi dedikleri bu herhalde.<\/p>\n
Milleti yava\u015f yava\u015f \u0131s\u0131t\u0131yorlar, \u201cUzayl\u0131lar kap\u0131da, ho\u015f geldin \u00e7ay\u0131 haz\u0131rla\u201d diye.<\/p>\n
H\u0131zl\u0131 yapsalar ne olacak?<\/p>\n
Sabah kalksak, balkonda \u00fc\u00e7 g\u00f6zl\u00fc bir \u015fey, \u201cKanka, yumurta k\u0131rar m\u0131s\u0131n?\u201d dese, elimize tava de\u011fil, t\u00fcfek al\u0131r\u0131z.<\/p>\n
Mesela Yusuf G\u00fcney\u2026<\/p>\n
Adam bir anda astral seyahat gurusu oldu.<\/p>\n
\u00c7\u0131k\u0131yor televizyona, \u201cUzaya gittim, geldim, bi\u2019 de uzayl\u0131yla d\u00fcet yapt\u0131m\u201d diyor.<\/p>\n
Hani nerde o d\u00fcet, Yusuf Abi?<\/p>\n
Bizi de g\u00f6t\u00fcrseydin ya, iki galaksi turlay\u0131p, uzayda tantuni yerdik.<\/p>\n
Ama yok, o tek ba\u015f\u0131na geziyor, bize de \u201cAstral seyahat nas\u0131l yap\u0131l\u0131r?\u201d videolar\u0131 izlemek d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcyor.<\/p>\n
Sonra bir bak\u0131yorsun, \u201cBen uzayl\u0131y\u0131m\u201d diye tipler t\u00fcremi\u015f.<\/p>\n
Biri \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f, \u201cReptillian\u0131m, kuyru\u011fum var\u201d diyor.<\/p>\n
Karde\u015fim, o kuyruk de\u011fil, pantolonun d\u00fc\u015f\u00fck, \u00e7ek \u015funu!<\/p>\n
Ama i\u015fte bu videolar bir anda yay\u0131l\u0131yor, \u00fcst\u00fcne \u201cTepedekiler yap\u0131yor\u201d geyi\u011fi d\u00f6n\u00fcyor.<\/p>\n
Kim bu tepedekiler? Adres verin, kap\u0131ya dayan\u0131p \u201cUzayl\u0131lar\u0131 ne zaman sal\u0131yorsunuz, \u00e7ay m\u0131 demleyelim, roket mi haz\u0131rlayal\u0131m?\u201d diye soral\u0131m.<\/p>\n
Gelelim tepedeki abilere.<\/p>\n
Hani \u015fu 50 y\u0131ll\u0131k plan yapan, \u00fclkelerin kaderini \u00e7izen, moday\u0131, sanat\u0131, g\u00fcndemi belirleyen gizemli ekip\u2026<\/p>\n
Bunlar kim?<\/p>\n
Uzayda m\u0131 oturuyorlar, yoksa bizim mahallede mi tak\u0131l\u0131yorlar?<\/p>\n
Bilmiyoruz, ama \u015funu biliyoruz:<\/p>\n
Her 50 y\u0131lda bir sistem de\u011fi\u015fiyor. 70\u2019lerde arabesk, 90\u2019larda pop, \u015fimdi de uzayl\u0131lar. Yak\u0131nda \u201cAnunnaki Pop\u201d diye m\u00fczik t\u00fcr\u00fc \u00e7\u0131kar, hepimiz \u201cVay Anunnaki vay, galaksiyi yak\u201d diye g\u00f6bek atar\u0131z. Ama komik olan \u015fu: Bu tepedekiler zamm\u0131, enflasyonu, hayat pahal\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 bo\u015f vermi\u015f, \u201cUzayl\u0131lar\u0131 nas\u0131l yuttururuz?\u201d diye kafa patlat\u0131yor.<\/p>\n
Ekmek 15 lira, yumurta 50 lira, ama olsun, uzay gemisi insin de Mars\u2019ta simit satal\u0131m, de\u011fil mi?<\/p>\n
Ben de dedim ki, madem bu kadar komik bir d\u00fcnya kuruyorlar, ben niye kenarda duray\u0131m? Fantastik d\u00fcnyam geni\u015f, kendimi insanl\u0131\u011fa adad\u0131m.<\/p>\n
Ge\u00e7en aynaya bakt\u0131m, \u201cLan,\u201d dedim, \u201cBen C\u00fcneyt Ark\u0131n\u2019\u0131m resmen!\u201d<\/p>\n
Hani \u015fu d\u00fcnyay\u0131 kurtaran adam var ya, i\u015fte o benim!<\/p>\n
\u0130spatlayamayan beri gelsin, elimde k\u0131l\u0131\u00e7la uzay gemisine dalar\u0131m, \u201cKara Murat benim, uzayl\u0131lar sizi\u00a0gidi nal\u00e7aklar!\u201d diye nara atar\u0131m. Ama dalmazsam da \u015fa\u015f\u0131rmay\u0131n, k\u0131l\u0131\u00e7 bulamad\u0131m hen\u00fcz, b\u0131\u00e7akla m\u0131 gitsem diyorum.<\/p>\n
Ger\u00e7i kalem k\u0131l\u0131\u00e7tan keskinmi\u015f, en iyisi t\u00fckenmez kalem ile sald\u0131ray\u0131m, en az\u0131ndan t\u00fckenmez.<\/p>\n
Peki, bu uzayl\u0131 geyi\u011fine nas\u0131l direniriz?<\/p>\n
Bence i\u015f,\u00a0k\u00fclt\u00fcr\u00fcm\u00fczde.<\/p>\n
\u00d6rf\u00fcm\u00fcz\u00fc, \u00e2detimizi sonuna kadar ya\u015fataca\u011f\u0131z.<\/p>\n
Uzayl\u0131 gelirse, \u201cHo\u015f geldin, ayakkab\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kar, terlik giy.\u201d deriz.<\/p>\n
Anunnaki\u2019ye \u201c\u00c7ay m\u0131, menemen mi?\u201d diye sorar\u0131z, Reptillian\u2019a \u201cKanka, kuyru\u011funu koltu\u011fa s\u0131k\u0131\u015ft\u0131rma, rahat otur.\u201d diye tak\u0131l\u0131r\u0131z.<\/p>\n
Toplum bilinci b\u00f6yle uyan\u0131r.<\/p>\n
Bir de Yaradan\u2019a s\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131rsak, gerisi hik\u00e2ye.<\/p>\n
Uzayl\u0131 m\u0131 gelir, Anunnaki mi iner?<\/p>\n
Bizim mahallede iki laf ederler, \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fcde \u201cHadi evinize, \u00e7ama\u015f\u0131r asaca\u011f\u0131m.\u201d der, postalat\u0131r\u0131z.<\/p>\n
Ama \u015funu da diyeyim, bu i\u015fin mizah\u0131 bir yana, abs\u00fcrtl\u00fc\u011f\u00fc de var.<\/p>\n
\u0130nsanl\u0131k olarak s\u00fcrekli bir \u015feylere haz\u0131rlan\u0131yoruz, ama neye?<\/p>\n
Zamlara m\u0131, uzayl\u0131lara m\u0131, yoksa bakkaldaki domatesin uzay fiyat\u0131na m\u0131?<\/p>\n
Bence as\u0131l mesele \u015fu: Biz kendimizi kurtarmazsak, C\u00fcneyt Ark\u0131n bile gelse, \u201cKanka, ben yoruldum, sen hallet.\u201d der ve ka\u00e7ar.<\/p>\n
O y\u00fczden diyorum ki, uzayl\u0131ym\u0131\u015f, astral seyahatmi\u015f, hepsi bo\u015f.<\/p>\n
Biz kendi gemimizi y\u00fcr\u00fctelim, gerisini uzay bo\u015flu\u011funa b\u0131rakal\u0131m.<\/p>\n
Ha, bu arada Yusuf G\u00fcney\u2019e sesleniyorum:<\/p>\n
Abi, bir dahaki sefere uzaya gidersen beni de al, s\u00f6z uzayl\u0131yla halay \u00e7ekerim. \u201cAnunnaki sa\u011fa, Reptillian sola\u201d diye tempo tutar\u0131z, galaksi birle\u015fir.<\/p>\n
Ne dersiniz, kankalar?<\/p>\n
Uzayda halay ba\u015flas\u0131n m\u0131?<\/p>\n
Bence ba\u015flas\u0131n, \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc bu d\u00fcnya bize yetmedi, uzay da bizi kesmez!<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Sizlere Gelecekte G\u00f6r\u00fc\u015fmek \u00fczerine Meydan Okuyorum.<\/p>\n
Orada G\u00f6r\u00fc\u015felim…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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