*Neler oluyor hayatta\u2026<\/p>\n
*B\u00f6yle bir \u015fark\u0131 vard\u0131 galiba.<\/p>\n
*\u00dclkemizde bitmeyen kad\u0131n cinayetleri serisi..!<\/p>\n
*Adam\u0131n biri kar\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 18 yerinden b\u0131\u00e7aklam\u0131\u015f. Kad\u0131n\u00a0hastaneye kald\u0131r\u0131lm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
*Polis darp raporu alan\u00a0kad\u0131n\u0131n kocas\u0131n\u0131 yakalay\u0131p mahkemeye de hakim\u00a0huzuruna \u00e7\u0131kartm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
*Mahkemede\u00a0\u201dTehdit- Hakaret-kasten yaralama,\u00a0konut dokunulmazl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 ihlal ve mala zarar verme\u201d su\u00e7lar\u0131ndan hakk\u0131nda i\u015flem yap\u0131lan koca, adli kontrol \u015fart\u0131yla serbest b\u0131rak\u0131lm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
*Kad\u0131n \u00f6l\u00fcmden d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f..!<\/p>\n
*\u0130yi ki \u00f6l\u00fcmden d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f yoksa bo\u015fu bo\u015funa \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015f olacakm\u0131\u015f!<\/p>\n
*ABD filmlerinde g\u00f6r\u00fcyoruz. Avukatlar ba\u015fka s\u00f6z\u00fcm yok deyip yerlerine oturuyor ya\u2026<\/p>\n
Benim de ba\u015fka s\u00f6z\u00fcm yok..!<\/p>\n
R\u00d6PORTAJ<\/p>\n
Rusya\u2019da sokakta yap\u0131lan bir r\u00f6portajda, \u201cKana k\u0131rm\u0131z rengi veren nedir?\u201d diye sorulmu\u015f.<\/p>\n
*100 ki\u015fiden 98\u2019i alyuvar demi\u015f.<\/p>\n
G\u00fczel \u00fclkemizde ise:<\/p>\n
*100 ki\u015fiden 40\u2019\u0131 vi\u015fne demi\u015f.<\/p>\n
*100 ki\u015fiden 30\u2019u domates demi\u015f<\/p>\n
*100 ki\u015fiden 27\u2019si karpuz demi\u015f.<\/p>\n
*100 ki\u015fiden 3\u2019\u00fc ise alyuvar demi\u015f.<\/p>\n
*Bu durum e\u011fitim sistemimizi \u00e7ok iyi anlat\u0131yor.<\/p>\n
*Ba\u015fka s\u00f6z\u00fcm yok..!<\/p>\n
RAMAZAN FIKRASI<\/p>\n
*K\u00f6y\u00fcn birinde tilki k\u00fcmeslere dadanm\u0131\u015f ve her g\u00fcn k\u00fcmeslerden bir iki tavuk eksiliyormu\u015f.\u00a0K\u00f6yl\u00fcler bir tavu\u011fun i\u00e7ine bomba koyal\u0131m, tilki yerken patlar tavuklar\u0131m\u0131z kurtulur diye karar alm\u0131\u015flar.<\/p>\n
Tavu\u011fu\u00a0bo\u011farak \u00f6ld\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015fler, karn\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131p bombay\u0131 yerle\u015ftirmi\u015fler. K\u00fcmesin bir k\u00f6\u015fesine koymu\u015flar.<\/p>\n
*Tilki gelmi\u015f k\u00fcmese haz\u0131rlanan tavu\u011fu g\u00f6rm\u00fc\u015f ve k\u00f6yl\u00fclerin bana ziyafet haz\u0131rlamalar\u0131 m\u00fcmk\u00fcn de\u011fil bunda bir i\u015f var demi\u015f.<\/p>\n
K\u00f6\u015feye uzanm\u0131\u015f.\u00a0Tam bu s\u0131rada kurt gelmi\u015f.<\/p>\n
-O tilki karde\u015f ne yap\u0131yorsun?<\/p>\n
-K\u00f6yl\u00fcler bana ziyafet haz\u0131rlam\u0131\u015flar diye haz\u0131r tavu\u011fu i\u015farete etmi\u015f.<\/p>\n
-Neden yemiyorsun?<\/p>\n
-Ben orucum iftar topunun patlamas\u0131n\u0131 bekliyorum.<\/p>\n
Kurt i\u00e7inden \u015fimdi ben sana orucu g\u00f6steririm diye ge\u00e7irmi\u015f.<\/p>\n
Kurt haz\u0131r tavu\u011fa dokunur dokunmaz\u00a0\u2018g\u00fc\u00fc\u00fcmm\u2019 diye tavuk patlam\u0131\u015f. Tavuk\u00a0par\u00e7alanm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
Kurt ise a\u011f\u0131r yaral\u0131 halde k\u00fcmesin bir k\u00f6\u015fesine savrulmu\u015f.<\/p>\n
Tilki kalkm\u0131\u015f par\u00e7alanm\u0131\u015f tavu\u011fu yemeye ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
Kurt:<\/p>\n
-Ya hani sen oru\u00e7tun?<\/p>\n
-Top patlad\u0131 duymad\u0131n m\u0131?<\/p>\n
B\u0130R DE BAYRAM FIKRASI<\/p>\n
Nasrettin Hocaya sormu\u015flar:<\/p>\n
-Ramazan bitti gidiyor acaba bizden memnun kalm\u0131\u015f m\u0131d\u0131r?<\/p>\n
Nasrettin Hoca:<\/p>\n
-Tabi ki memnun kalm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.\u00a0Memnun kalmasa her y\u0131l bir \u00f6ncekinden 10 g\u00fcn \u00f6nce gelir\u00a0mi?<\/p>\n
-Ama hocam,\u00a0bizler b\u00f6yle bereketli ve m\u00fcbarek ay\u0131n gitmesinden \u00e7ok b\u00fcy\u00fck \u00fcz\u00fcnt\u00fc duyuyoruz.<\/p>\n
Nasrettin Hoca:<\/p>\n
-\u00dcz\u00fcnt\u00fcn\u00fcz\u00fcn fark\u0131nday\u0131m.<\/p>\n
Yoksa ramazan gittikten sonra \u00fc\u00e7 g\u00fcn bayram eder misiniz?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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