{"id":92042,"date":"2025-02-17T11:47:20","date_gmt":"2025-02-17T08:47:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/?p=92042"},"modified":"2025-02-18T09:20:43","modified_gmt":"2025-02-18T06:20:43","slug":"celiski-icinde-kaldik","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/17\/celiski-icinde-kaldik\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00c7EL\u0130\u015eK\u0130 \u0130\u00c7\u0130NDE KALDIK!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*Gazetenin biri enflasyon y\u00fcz\u00fcnden vatanda\u015flar\u0131n \u00e7ekti\u011fi s\u0131k\u0131nt\u0131y\u0131 iki ayr\u0131 ki\u015finin s\u00f6zlerini foto\u011frafl\u0131 olarak haber yapm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>*Vallahi \u00e7ok g\u00fczel\u00a0dedim.<\/p>\n<p>*\u00dclkemizde\u00a0ekonomik\u00a0s\u0131k\u0131nt\u0131 var.<\/p>\n<p>*Hem de \u00e7ok var.<\/p>\n<p>*Bu iki haberin alt\u0131ndaki haber de insan\u0131 \u015fa\u015f\u0131rtan, eskilerin deyimiyle\u00a0mizanpaj hatas\u0131n\u0131n\u00a0daniskas\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>*Bu iki haberin hemen alt\u0131ndaki haberde indirimli\u00a0z\u00fccaciye \u00fcr\u00fcnlerinden almak i\u00e7in\u00a0vatanda\u015flar birbirini\u00a0ezercesine h\u00fccum etmi\u015fler.<\/p>\n<p>*Bu bir istisna demeye dilim varm\u0131yor.\u00a0\u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc nerede indirim varsa oraya h\u00fccum ediliyor.<\/p>\n<p>*Diyorum ki bu iki haberi yan yana koymaktaki ama\u00e7 nedir?<\/p>\n<p>*Bu enflasyon uydurmad\u0131r, enflasyon olsa indirime b\u00f6yle h\u00fccum olur mu demek mi isteniyor?<\/p>\n<p>*Yoksa sayfa d\u00fczeni (Mizanpaj) hatas\u0131 m\u0131?<\/p>\n<p>*Bir t\u00fcrl\u00fc \u00e7\u00f6zemedim.<\/p>\n<p>*\u00c7eli\u015fki i\u00e7inde kald\u0131k.<\/p>\n<p>*\u00d6yle karma kar\u0131\u015f\u0131k ya\u015famaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yoruz\u2026<\/p>\n<p>T\u00dcRK\u0130YE \u0130STAT\u0130ST\u0130K KURUMU(T\u00dc\u0130K)<\/p>\n<p>*Eskiden ad\u0131 T.C. Ba\u015fbakanl\u0131k Devlet \u0130statistik\u00a0Enstit\u00fcs\u00fc\u2019yd\u00fc. \u00c7ok kimse bu kurumun ne i\u015f yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 bilmezdi.<\/p>\n<p>*G\u00f6revli olarak \u00fclkemizde g\u00f6rev yapmad\u0131\u011f\u0131m hi\u00e7bir il kalmad\u0131. Baz\u0131 il\u00e7eleri ve daha \u00e7ok da k\u00f6ylerde g\u00f6rev yapt\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p>*Merkez Ankara\u2019yd\u0131\u00a0ama \u00fc\u00e7 ay, bir ay, iki hafta gibi s\u00fcrelerle ge\u00e7ici g\u00f6revlere gittim.<\/p>\n<p>*Vatanda\u015flar\u0131m\u0131z kurumumuzun ad\u0131n\u0131 do\u011fru olarak\u00a0s\u00f6yleyemezdi. Bu\u00a0sebeple hem ad\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 birka\u00e7 defa s\u00f6ylerdik, hem de yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z i\u015flerle ilgili bilgi verirdik.<\/p>\n<p>*\u00d6mr\u00fcm\u00fc verdim bu kuruma diyebilirim.<\/p>\n<p>*Ad\u0131 de\u011fi\u015fti ama ayn\u0131 kurum. Yeni ad\u0131 T\u00fcrkiye\u00a0\u0130statistik Kurumu.<\/p>\n<p>*\u015eimdi\u00a0k\u0131sa ad\u0131\u00a0T\u00dc\u0130K\u2019ten emekliyim diyemiyorum.<\/p>\n<p>*\u00d6ncelikler enflasyon sayesinde\u00a0herkese ad\u0131n\u0131 duyurdu.<\/p>\n<p>*Neden T\u00dc\u0130K emeklisiyim diyemiyorum?<\/p>\n<p>*Biz emeklileri h\u00fcsrana u\u011fratt\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in.<\/p>\n<p>*\u015eimdi de merkezde \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan personellerinin yeme\u011fine y\u00fczde 180 zam yapm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>*Enflasyonu a\u00e7\u0131klad\u0131 y\u00fczde 42 dedi. Ama kendi i\u015fyerinde \u00e7\u0131kart\u0131lan \u00e7al\u0131\u015fanlar\u0131n yeme\u011fine y\u00fczde 180 zam yapm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>*93 lira\u00a0olan yemek 260 liraya \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>*Ad\u0131m T\u00dc\u0130K\u2019ciye\u00a0\u00e7\u0131kt\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>*Merhaba\u00a0T\u00dc\u0130K\u2019ci\u00a0diyenlere ters\u00a0ters bak\u0131yorum!<\/p>\n<p>\u00d6ZEL HASTANE<\/p>\n<p>*Medyadan\u00a0g\u00f6rd\u00fcm. \u00d6zel\u00a0hastanede\u00a0stent pazarl\u0131\u011f\u0131\u00a0yap\u0131l\u0131yormu\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Bu t\u00fcr pazarl\u0131klar yeni de\u011fil ki.<\/p>\n<p>*Yeni olan hastan\u0131n acilen ameliyat masas\u0131nda olmas\u0131 galiba.\u00a0\u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc paray\u0131 yat\u0131rmadan hastaya hi\u00e7 kimse bakmaz.<\/p>\n<p>*Ben bu olay\u0131 \u00e7ok ya\u015fad\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p>*Doktora soruyordum. Bu operasyon bana ka\u00e7a patlar?<\/p>\n<p>*Doktor: \u201cBen para konu\u015fmuyorum sekreter han\u0131mla konu\u015fun\u201d diyor. Ameliyata girmeden sekreterle anla\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z paray\u0131 makbuzsuz olarak sekretere veriyorsunuz \u00f6yle ameliyata giriyorsunuz.<\/p>\n<p>*Bu pazarl\u0131\u011f\u0131n haber olmas\u0131 ameliyathanede olmas\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>\u00d6zel\u00a0hastanelerde b\u00f6yle olay onlarca olmaktad\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>*Kimsenin umurunda bile de\u011fil.<\/p>\n<p>*6 ay Almanya\u2019da alt\u0131 ay T\u00fcrkiye\u2019de ya\u015fayan bir kom\u015fumuz var.<\/p>\n<p>*Mesaneden ameliyat\u00a0oldu. Konu\u015fmam\u0131zda\u00a0\u201ce\u015finin sa\u011fl\u0131k durumu iyi demek\u00a0ki sana refakat eder.\u201d dedim.<\/p>\n<p>G\u00fcld\u00fc.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBurada refakat diye bir \u015fey yok.\u201d dedi.<\/p>\n<p>Ben ayn\u0131 ameliyat\u0131 oldum.\u00a0\u201cRefakat\u00e7iniz\u00a0olmaz ise sizi hastaneye yat\u0131ramay\u0131z.\u201d dediler.\u00a0Ben geceli\u011fi\u00a0bin liraya refakat\u00e7i buldum. G\u00fcnd\u00fcz hari\u00e7!<\/p>\n<p>*Sa\u011fl\u0131k i\u00e7in \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcm yolu bulunmu\u015f\u00a0\u201c\u00d6zel Hastane\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Paran varsa\u00a0ya\u015fa. Paran yoksa g\u00fcle\u00a0g\u00fcle..!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*Gazetenin biri enflasyon y\u00fcz\u00fcnden vatanda\u015flar\u0131n \u00e7ekti\u011fi s\u0131k\u0131nt\u0131y\u0131 iki ayr\u0131 ki\u015finin s\u00f6zlerini foto\u011frafl\u0131 olarak haber yapm\u0131\u015f. *Vallahi \u00e7ok g\u00fczel\u00a0dedim. *\u00dclkemizde\u00a0ekonomik\u00a0s\u0131k\u0131nt\u0131 var. *Hem de \u00e7ok var. *Bu iki haberin alt\u0131ndaki haber de insan\u0131 \u015fa\u015f\u0131rtan, eskilerin deyimiyle\u00a0mizanpaj hatas\u0131n\u0131n\u00a0daniskas\u0131. *Bu iki haberin hemen alt\u0131ndaki haberde indirimli\u00a0z\u00fccaciye \u00fcr\u00fcnlerinden almak i\u00e7in\u00a0vatanda\u015flar birbirini\u00a0ezercesine h\u00fccum etmi\u015fler. *Bu bir istisna demeye dilim varm\u0131yor.\u00a0\u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc nerede [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":92043,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-abidin-guneyli"],"views":118,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92042"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92042\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/92043"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}