*Padi\u015fahl\u0131k\u00a0d\u00f6neminde saray\u0131n ve askerlerin masraflar\u0131 artm\u0131\u015f. Padi\u015fah veziri \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f. \u0130\u011fneden ipli\u011fe zam yapal\u0131m demi\u015f.<\/p>\n
Zam yap\u0131lm\u0131\u015f. Bir\u00a0s\u00fcre sonra padi\u015fah vezirini yine \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f:<\/p>\n
-Kullar\u0131m\u0131n durumu nas\u0131l?<\/p>\n
-Sayenizde iyiler h\u00fcnk\u00e2r\u0131m.<\/p>\n
-\u0130\u011fneden ipli\u011fe bir zam daha yapal\u0131m.<\/p>\n
-Ba\u015f \u00fcst\u00fcne h\u00fcnk\u00e2r\u0131m.<\/p>\n
\u0130\u011fneden ipli\u011fe bir zam daha yap\u0131lm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
Yine padi\u015fah\u0131n kullar\u0131nda t\u0131k yokmu\u015f.<\/p>\n
-Padi\u015fah veziri \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
-Kullar\u0131m\u0131n durumu nas\u0131l?<\/p>\n
-Sayenizde iyiler h\u00fcnk\u00e2r\u0131m.<\/p>\n
-\u0130\u011fneden ipli\u011fe bir zam daha yapal\u0131m.<\/p>\n
-Ba\u015f \u00fcst\u00fcne h\u00fcnk\u00e2r\u0131m.<\/p>\n
*Bir zam daha yap\u0131lm\u0131\u015f ama Osmanl\u0131 saray\u0131 \u00f6yle a\u00e7\u0131lm\u0131\u015f ki a\u00e7\u0131\u011f\u0131 kapatman\u0131n imk\u00e2n\u0131 yokmu\u015f.<\/p>\n
*\u0130\u011fneden ipli\u011fe bir zam daha yap\u0131lm\u0131\u015f.<\/i><\/p>\n
TEHL\u0130KE KAPIDADIR!<\/i><\/p>\n
*Padi\u015fah vezirini \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f kullar\u0131m\u0131n durumu nas\u0131l?<\/p>\n
Vezir:<\/p>\n
-Herkes \u00e7ok mutlu gece g\u00fcnd\u00fcz \u00e7al\u0131p oynuyorlar.<\/p>\n
Padi\u015fah:<\/p>\n
-Zamlar\u0131 durdurun.<\/p>\n
-Kullar\u0131m oynamaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015fsa tehlike kap\u0131dad\u0131r.<\/p>\n
Zamlar durmu\u015f ama bu arada binlerce kul, sinir ve ruh hastal\u0131klar\u0131 hastanesine gitmek zorunda kalm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
*Bir s\u00fcre yokluk ve sava\u015flar i\u00e7inde ge\u00e7mi\u015f\u2026<\/p>\n
BACA VERG\u0130S\u0130..!<\/p>\n
Bu arada yine ekonomik s\u0131k\u0131nt\u0131 ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
Yine\u00a0her \u015feye zam yap\u0131lm\u0131\u015f ama zamlar hi\u00e7bir yaraya ila\u00e7 olmam\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
Padi\u015fah vezirleri toplam\u0131\u015f. Konuyu konu\u015fmu\u015flar. \u00c7\u00f6z\u00fcm bulamam\u0131\u015flar.<\/p>\n
Vezirin biri \u201cPi\u00e7 Mehmet Pa\u015fa her \u015feye bir \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcm bulur ona soral\u0131m\u201d demi\u015f.<\/p>\n
Pi\u00e7\u00a0Mehmet Pa\u015fa \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131lm\u0131\u015f Padi\u015fah\u0131n huzuruna \u00e7\u0131kart\u0131lm\u0131\u015f durum anlat\u0131lm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
Haz\u0131r cevap Pi\u00e7 Mehmet Pa\u015fa \u201cBaca Vergisi Koyal\u0131m H\u00fcnkar\u0131m, her evin bir bacas\u0131 var b\u00f6ylece herkes bu vergiyi \u00f6demek zorunda kal\u0131r\u201d demi\u015f\u2026<\/p>\n
ZAMLAR YA\u011eMUR G\u0130B\u0130 YA\u011eDI!<\/p>\n
*\u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc:\u00a0Se\u00e7imlerden \u00f6nce iktidar \u00f6yle a\u00e7\u0131klamalar yapt\u0131 ki, herkes \u015fa\u015fk\u0131na d\u00f6nd\u00fc.
\nKaradeniz\u2019de do\u011falgaz, do\u011fuda gabar\u00a0da petrol bulundu\u011fu s\u00f6ylendi.<\/p>\n
Vatanda\u015fa bir\u00e7ok vaatler verildi ama se\u00e7im sonunda hi\u00e7biri s\u00f6ylendi\u011fi gibi olmad\u0131.<\/p>\n
Zamlar ya\u011fmur gibi ya\u011fd\u0131.
\nVatanda\u015f da neye u\u011frad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 \u015fa\u015f\u0131rd\u0131.
\nVerginin de vergisi istendi.\u00a0Arabas\u0131 olan vatanda\u015flardan iki defa Motorlu Ta\u015f\u0131tlar Vergisi al\u0131nd\u0131.
\nYeni vergiler ve akaryak\u0131tta yap\u0131lan zamlar vatanda\u015f\u0131 \u00e7\u0131ld\u0131rtt\u0131.<\/p>\n
Tasarruf genelgesi yay\u0131nland\u0131 ama sadece vatanda\u015flara tasarruf yap denildi.<\/p>\n
\u00dc\u00e7\u00a0d\u00f6rt maa\u015f alan g\u00f6revliler g\u00f6revine devam etti.<\/p>\n
Yani k\u0131saca yay\u0131nlanan tasarruf genelgesi g\u00f6stermelik oldu.<\/p>\n
Vergiler\u00a0yetmeyince \u201cKonum Vergisi\u201d ortaya at\u0131ld\u0131.<\/p>\n
Yani sosyal medyada adres verenler bu vergiyi \u00f6deyeceklermi\u015f.<\/p>\n
*\u0130\u015fte bu durumda akl\u0131ma \u201cPi\u00e7\u00a0Mehmet Pa\u015fa ve Baca Vergisi\u201d\u00a0geldi.<\/p>\n
TA\u015eIT TANIMA S\u0130STEM\u0130<\/p>\n
*Az daha unutuyordum.\u00a0Bir\u00a0de ta\u015f\u0131t tan\u0131ma sistemi takt\u0131rma zorunlulu\u011fu \u00e7\u0131kacak. Bu zorunluluk vergi ka\u00e7a\u011f\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6nlemek i\u00e7inmi\u015f.<\/p>\n
*Akla bak ya..<\/p>\n
Ben k\u00fcl\u00fcst\u00fcr arabama akaryak\u0131t\u0131 zor al\u0131yorum.\u00a0Ticaretle\u00a0i\u015fim olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in akaryak\u0131t masraf\u0131n\u0131 gider olarak yazm\u0131yorum. Bu neyin vergi ka\u00e7\u0131rmas\u0131 olacak acaba?<\/p>\n
*Ta\u015f\u0131t Tan\u0131ma sistemini k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bir aletmi\u015f.<\/p>\n
S\u00f6ylentilere g\u00f6re \u0130srail\u00a0yap\u0131p\u00a0sat\u0131yormu\u015f. Bize ay\u0131p olmas\u0131n diye olsa gerek \u0130srail mal\u0131n\u0131 Kanada\u2019dan al\u0131p bize satacakm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
Bu\u00a0bilgi kesin de\u011fil. Hollanda\u2019n\u0131n yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 da s\u00f6yleyenler var.<\/p>\n
*Oyyy\u00a0babooo\u00a0oy..!<\/p>\n
*Pi\u00e7 Mehmet Pa\u015fa\u2019n\u0131n ruhuna Fatiha okuttular.<\/p>\n
*Padi\u015fahl\u0131k\u00a0d\u00f6neminde saray\u0131n ve askerlerin masraflar\u0131 artm\u0131\u015f. Padi\u015fah veziri \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f. \u0130\u011fneden ipli\u011fe zam yapal\u0131m demi\u015f. Zam yap\u0131lm\u0131\u015f. Bir\u00a0s\u00fcre sonra padi\u015fah vezirini yine \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f: -Kullar\u0131m\u0131n durumu nas\u0131l? -Sayenizde iyiler h\u00fcnk\u00e2r\u0131m. -\u0130\u011fneden ipli\u011fe bir zam daha yapal\u0131m. -Ba\u015f \u00fcst\u00fcne h\u00fcnk\u00e2r\u0131m. \u0130\u011fneden ipli\u011fe bir zam daha yap\u0131lm\u0131\u015f. Yine padi\u015fah\u0131n kullar\u0131nda t\u0131k yokmu\u015f. -Padi\u015fah veziri \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f. -Kullar\u0131m\u0131n durumu nas\u0131l? -Sayenizde […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":86575,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-abidin-guneyli"],"views":95,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=87529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87529\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/86575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=87529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=87529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=87529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}