{"id":79728,"date":"2024-08-22T12:29:34","date_gmt":"2024-08-22T09:29:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/?p=79728"},"modified":"2024-08-22T12:29:34","modified_gmt":"2024-08-22T09:29:34","slug":"topsuz-igne-emekli-yili-haaa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/2024\/08\/22\/topsuz-igne-emekli-yili-haaa\/","title":{"rendered":"TOPSUZ \u0130\u011eNE: EMEKL\u0130 YILI HAAA..!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*\u0130yi ki bu y\u0131l emekli y\u0131l\u0131 olarak ilan edilmi\u015f!<\/p>\n<p>*Yaa bir de emekli y\u0131l\u0131 olmasayd\u0131..!\u00a0D\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnsenize neler olurdu?<\/p>\n<p>*Elektri\u011fe y\u00fczde 38 yerine \u00a0y\u00fczde 338 zam yap\u0131labilirdi..!<\/p>\n<p>*Do\u011falgaza y\u00fczde 38 yerine y\u00fczde 538 yap\u0131labilirdi..!<\/p>\n<p>*B\u00f6yle olsayd\u0131 ne yapacakt\u0131 emekliler..?!<\/p>\n<p>*Kocaman bir hi\u00e7.<\/p>\n<p>*H\u00e2lbuki\u00a0emekliler tek maa\u015fla ge\u00e7inmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yor.<\/p>\n<p>*\u00dclkemizin her yerinde \u00fcreticiler be\u015f para etmeyen \u00fcr\u00fcnlerini sokaklara\u00a0d\u00f6k\u00fcl\u00fcyor. Yetmiyor\u00a0\u00fcr\u00fcnlerini de ya sokaklara d\u00f6k\u00fcyor, ya da hayvan yemi yap\u0131yor.<\/p>\n<p>*\u015eimdi buradan sesleniyorum.<\/p>\n<p>Eyyy\u2026.\u00a0Emekliler sak\u0131n ha sak\u0131n \u00f6lmeyin. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc;<\/p>\n<p>mezar fiyatlar\u0131na maa\u015f\u0131n\u0131z yetmeye bilir, mesela ayaklar\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 topra\u011f\u0131n d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda koyabilirler!!!<\/p>\n<p>*Yani paran\u0131z kadar g\u00f6m\u00fcl\u00fcrs\u00fcn\u00fcz!!!<\/p>\n<p>* \u201cEmekli vatanda\u015flar\u0131m\u0131za \u015fimdilik baz\u0131 indirimler sa\u011flad\u0131k.\u201d diyen\u00a0\u00c7al\u0131\u015fma ve Sosyal G\u00fcvenlik Bakan\u0131m\u0131z, \u201cSosyal G\u00fcvenlik Haftas\u0131 Bulu\u015fmas\u0131&#8221; program\u0131nda yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 konu\u015fmada, \u201cemeklilerin t\u00fcm illerde yer alan kamuya ait misafirhane, \u00f6\u011fretmen\u00a0evi, sosyal\u00a0tesis ve konukevilerinden y\u00fczde 15 indirimli olarak yararlanabileceklerdir.\u201d diyor!<\/p>\n<p>*T\u00fcrk Telekom a\u00e7\u0131klad\u0131:\u00a0\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200bEmekli 500 tarifesine gelen b\u00fcy\u00fcklerimize \u00f6zel indirim kampanyas\u0131 yapm\u0131\u015flar.<br \/>\nEmekli 500 tarifesine gelen, abone; TC kimlik ya\u015f\u0131 50 ya\u015f ve \u00fczeri olan m\u00fc\u015fteriler T\u00fcrk Telekom mobil fatural\u0131 tarifelerinde kalma taahh\u00fcd\u00fc vererek 12 ay boyunca ayl\u0131k sadece 20 TL\u2019den faydalan\u0131labileceklermi\u015f!<\/p>\n<p>*Halk plajlar\u0131nda \u00fccretsiz \u015femsiye ve \u015fezlong verilecekmi\u015f!<\/p>\n<p>*Sinema biletlerinde y\u00fczde 30 indirim yap\u0131lacakm\u0131\u015f!<br \/>\n*Ya\u015fas\u0131n iyi ki emekli olmu\u015fum!<\/p>\n<p>*Yoksa bu kadar hizmetten yararlanamayacakt\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p>*Emekli y\u0131l\u0131\u2026 Ma\u015fallah..! Ma\u015fallah..!<\/p>\n<p>H\u0130ZMETLER<\/p>\n<p>*Yolcu garantili yollar\u2026<\/p>\n<p>*Hasta garantili hastaneler\u2026<\/p>\n<p>*Ge\u00e7i\u015f garantili\u00a0k\u00f6pr\u00fcler \u2026<\/p>\n<p>*Yapt\u0131k\u2026 Haa yapt\u0131k..!<\/p>\n<p>*Hala yap\u0131yoruz..!<\/p>\n<p>*Olmad\u0131 galiba, ba\u015faramad\u0131k galiba.<\/p>\n<p>*Yerel se\u00e7imlerde k\u00f6t\u00fc sonu\u00e7 ald\u0131k.<\/p>\n<p>*D\u00fcnya yapam\u0131yor b\u00f6yle bir i\u015fi. Biz\u00a0yapt\u0131k. Yap\u00a0i\u015flet devret.<\/p>\n<p>*Devret de kime devredersen et. Biz yapt\u0131k\u2026D\u00fcnya yapamad\u0131..!<\/p>\n<p>* \u201cTar\u0131m \u00f6ld\u00fc\u201d deniliyor.<\/p>\n<p>*Mercimek yok mu?<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7ift\u00e7i ekmiyor bizde Kanada\u2019dan al\u0131yoruz. Milleti mercimeksiz mi b\u0131rakaca\u011f\u0131z.<\/p>\n<p>*Nohut Meksika\u2019da \u00e7ok.<\/p>\n<p>Bu\u011fday. Hindistan da \u00e7ok..!<\/p>\n<p>*Bizde de para \u00e7ok hepsini ald\u0131k getirdik. Vatanda\u015f\u0131m\u0131z yokluk \u00e7ekmesin\u00a0dedik. Bizde\u00a0para \u00e7oktu. \u00d6dedik.<\/p>\n<p>*Haaa\u2026Emekliler..!<\/p>\n<p>*Emekliler sabretsinler.<\/p>\n<p>*Mutlaka onlara da s\u0131ra gelecek\u2026<\/p>\n<p>YANGIN VAAAARRR..!<\/p>\n<p>*Yang\u0131n var ama duyan yok.<\/p>\n<p>*Bir t\u00fcrl\u00fc s\u00f6nd\u00fcr\u00fclemiyor.<\/p>\n<p>*Bu yang\u0131nlar\u00a0p\u00fcff\u00a0deyince s\u00f6nm\u00fcyor.<\/p>\n<p>*Alt yap\u0131 yok.<\/p>\n<p>*Da\u011flarda d\u00fcnya kadar su var.<\/p>\n<p>*G\u00f6let yap\u0131lamaz m\u0131?<\/p>\n<p>*Yanmaz borularla su g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fclemez mi?<\/p>\n<p>*E\u011fitimli yang\u0131n s\u00f6nd\u00fcr\u00fcc\u00fcler yeti\u015ftiremez mi?<\/p>\n<p>*Orman yak\u0131n\u0131nda ya\u015fayan vatanda\u015flar\u0131m\u0131zdan g\u00f6n\u00fcll\u00fcleri e\u011fitip g\u00f6revlendirse olmaz m\u0131?<\/p>\n<p>*Yang\u0131n s\u00f6nd\u00fcrme u\u00e7ak ve helikopter filosu yap\u0131lamaz m\u0131?<\/p>\n<p>*Demek ki olmuyormu\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>*Y\u0131llard\u0131r i\u00e7imizi yakan orman yang\u0131nlar\u0131 d\u00fcnya kadar zarar veriyor ama \u00f6nlemler yetersiz kal\u0131yor.<\/p>\n<p>*Yang\u0131nlar do\u011fan\u0131n i\u015fleyi\u015fine ba\u011fl\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>Ya\u011fmur ya\u011farsa s\u00f6necek\u2026<\/p>\n<p>NOKTA<\/p>\n<p>Muhakkak\u00a0ki e\u015fi, benzeri olmayan bir insand\u0131r. Tehlike kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda korkmak ya da g\u00fc\u00e7l\u00fckler \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131k\u00e7a karars\u0131zl\u0131k nedir bilmez. Kudret ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 asla d\u00f6nd\u00fcrmedi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*\u0130yi ki bu y\u0131l emekli y\u0131l\u0131 olarak ilan edilmi\u015f! *Yaa bir de emekli y\u0131l\u0131 olmasayd\u0131..!\u00a0D\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnsenize neler olurdu? *Elektri\u011fe y\u00fczde 38 yerine \u00a0y\u00fczde 338 zam yap\u0131labilirdi..! *Do\u011falgaza y\u00fczde 38 yerine y\u00fczde 538 yap\u0131labilirdi..! *B\u00f6yle olsayd\u0131 ne yapacakt\u0131 emekliler..?! *Kocaman bir hi\u00e7. *H\u00e2lbuki\u00a0emekliler tek maa\u015fla ge\u00e7inmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yor. *\u00dclkemizin her yerinde \u00fcreticiler be\u015f para etmeyen \u00fcr\u00fcnlerini sokaklara\u00a0d\u00f6k\u00fcl\u00fcyor. Yetmiyor\u00a0\u00fcr\u00fcnlerini [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":79297,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-abidin-guneyli"],"views":74,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79728","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79728"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79728\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}