*B\u00f6yle bir soruyu sormak i\u00e7in aylarca bekledim.<\/p>\n
*Acaba dedim..!<\/p>\n
*Bu kadar\u0131 da olmaz dedim..!<\/p>\n
*Ama her g\u00fcn gariplikler oluyor.<\/p>\n
*Bunlar\u0131 biriktirdim.<\/p>\n
*Baz\u0131lar\u0131na\u00a0inanamad\u0131m. Baz\u0131lar\u0131na\u00a0\u00e7ok g\u00fcld\u00fcm.<\/p>\n
HAYVAN KES\u0130LM\u0130\u015e!<\/p>\n
*\u00c7orum\u2019da \u201cHayvanlar\u0131 Koruma Derne\u011fi\u201dnin a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131\u015f\u0131nda kurban kesilmi\u015f. Bir g\u00fczel de foto\u011fraf \u00e7ekilip medyada payla\u015f\u0131lm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
*Hayvanlar\u0131 Koruma Derne\u011fi\u2019nin a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131\u015f\u0131nda hayvan kesilir mi?<\/p>\n
Bu durumda size kim g\u00fcvenecek? Bu d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnceyle hayvanlar\u0131 nas\u0131l koruyacaks\u0131n\u0131z?<\/p>\n
D\u0130Z PROTEZ\u0130N<\/p>\n
*Do\u011fru mu yalan m\u0131 bilmem ama kocaman bir afi\u015f.<\/p>\n
Yer de belli gibi.<\/p>\n
Afi\u015fte, \u201c\u00d6zel Yozgat \u015eifa Hastanesi \u201dNamaz K\u0131ld\u0131ran \u2018Diz Protezi\u2019 Ameliyatlar\u0131 Hastanemizde yap\u0131lmaktad\u0131r.<\/p>\n
Tabii ki inanmad\u0131m.<\/p>\n
Ama\u00a0afi\u015fte telefonu var m\u0131? Diye\u00a0de\u00a0bakt\u0131m, telefon edecektim.\u00a0Telefon numaras\u0131 yoktu.<\/p>\n
*Sizce bu afi\u015fe inanan olur mu?<\/p>\n
*Bir esprit\u00fcel\u00a0yapm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r diye d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcm.<\/p>\n
ZORLA G\u00dcZELL\u0130K..!<\/p>\n
* \u201cZorla G\u00fczellik\u201d Kuaf\u00f6r Salonu.\u00a0Manik\u00fcr-Pedik\u00fcr-Sir\u00a0
*Buna inand\u0131m. Ad\u0131ndaki espri de g\u00fczel.\u00a0Hani\u00a0bizim bir atas\u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fcz var ya, \u201cZorla G\u00fczellik Olmaz\u201d diye, ona at\u0131fta bulunmu\u015f. \u00c7ok da g\u00fczel olmu\u015f.<\/p>\n
DON-K\u0130-\u015eORT<\/p>\n
*Tabeladaki isme bakal\u0131m l\u00fctfen:<\/p>\n
Don-Ki-\u015eort-(\u0130\u00e7 giyim).<\/p>\n
Bir yorumcu olsa gerek, \u201cBunu g\u00f6ren Cervantes mezar\u0131nda ters d\u00f6nd\u00fc\u201d yazm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
*Afi\u015fte\u00a0don-\u015fort ve pijama \u00fcst\u00fc foto\u011fraflar\u0131 var.\u00a0\u00c7ok g\u00fcld\u00fcm bu afi\u015fe.<\/p>\n
\u00d6LMEK B\u0130LE PARAYLA!<\/p>\n
*\u00dclkemizde enflasyonun u\u011framad\u0131\u011f\u0131 yer\u00a0kalmad\u0131. Sak\u0131n\u00a0bu s\u0131ralar \u00f6lmeyin dostlar. Enflasyon mezarl\u0131klara da gelmi\u015f. Ke\u015fke onu da oraya g\u00f6men biri olsayd\u0131. Mersin\u2019de ge\u00e7en g\u00fcn bir yak\u0131n\u0131m vefat etti. 8 bin lira mezar paras\u0131 alm\u0131\u015flar.<\/p>\n
Yuh olsun.<\/p>\n
\u00d6lmek bile parayla\u2026<\/p>\n
YERL\u0130 H\u0130MALAYA TUZU!<\/p>\n
*Vatanda\u015f\u0131n birisi bir tabak dolusu kaya tuzu benzeri bir g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fcn\u00fcn foto\u011fraf\u0131n\u0131 payla\u015fm\u0131\u015f. \u201cYerli\u00a0HimalayaTuzu Geldi\u201d diye de yazm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
Bu tuz T\u00fcrkiye\u2019de \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yorsa, neden\u00a0Himalaya\u00a0tuzu oluyor\u00a0ki?\u00a0Himalaya\u00a0tuzuysa zaten yerli de\u011fildir..!<\/p>\n
*B\u00f6yle\u00a0medya payla\u015f\u0131mlar\u0131na \u00e7ok\u00a0g\u00fcl\u00fcyorum. \u0130yi\u00a0ki var\u2026<\/p>\n
V\u0130KTOR HUGO KEBABI<\/p>\n
*Bir kebap\u00e7\u0131\u00a0d\u00fckk\u00e2n\u0131na\u00a0\u201cViktor\u00a0Hugo Kebab\u0131\u201d tabelas\u0131 koymu\u015f.\u00a0Alt\u0131na da \u201cb\u00fct\u00fcn Sefiller burada yiyor\u201d diye not d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f.<\/p>\n
Sefiller isimli roman\u0131n Frans\u0131z yazar\u00a0Viktor H\u00fcgo\u2019nun\u00a0bir eseri oldu\u011funu bu devirde bilen \u00e7ok azd\u0131r.\u00a0Ama\u00a0g\u00fczel laf \u201cb\u00fct\u00fcn sefiller burada yiyor\u201d laf\u0131.<\/p>\n
K\u0130M BA\u015e EDEB\u0130L\u0130R?<\/p>\n
*Vatanda\u015f\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n birisi evinin dam\u0131na g\u00fcne\u015f enerjisi paneli koymu\u015f.<\/p>\n
\u00dczerine de g\u00fcne\u015ften korumak i\u00e7in tente yapt\u0131rm\u0131\u015f.\u00a0Bir\u00a0vatanda\u015f\u0131m\u0131z da bu durumun foto\u011fraf\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7ekmi\u015f. Medyada payla\u015fm\u0131\u015f. Alt\u0131na\u00a0da, \u201cG\u00fcne\u015f\u00a0enerjisi panelini g\u00fcne\u015ften koruyan bir halkla d\u0131\u015f g\u00fc\u00e7ler ba\u015f edebilir mi?\u201d diye not koymu\u015f.\u00a0Zeka \u00fcr\u00fcn\u00fc bir \u015fey!<\/p>\n
Kim ba\u015f edebilir.<\/p>\n
Allah\u2019tan\u00a0bu kadar \u00e7ok de\u011filler.<\/p>\n
TELEFONLARA YA\u011e BASILACAK!<\/p>\n
*Uyan\u0131k bir vatanda\u015f\u0131m\u0131z arkada\u015flar\u0131na\u00a0\u015faka yapmak i\u00e7in 20 tane \u00fcniversite tahsili alm\u0131\u015f isim se\u00e7mi\u015f.<\/p>\n
Bir arkada\u015f\u0131na da bu 20 arkada\u015f\u0131na devlet memuru a\u011fz\u0131yla telefon ettirmi\u015f.<\/p>\n
Telefon eden, \u201cBuras\u0131 Telekom.\u00a0Ana bak\u0131m merkezi.\u00a0Biraz sonra hatt\u0131n\u0131zdaki telefonlara ya\u011f\u00a0bas\u0131lacak. Etrafa\u00a0zarar verilmemesi i\u00e7in \u00f6nlem\u00a0al\u0131r \u00a0m\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z?\u00a0Abone olarak sizi uyar\u0131yoruz\u201d diye de\u00a0ekler.<\/p>\n
Bu\u00a020 arkada\u015f\u0131ndan 19 ki\u015fi telefonlar\u0131n\u0131 po\u015fete koymu\u015f alt\u0131na da tabak koymu\u015f. Bir arkada\u015f\u0131 da Faks\u2019tan daha \u00e7ok ya\u011f gelebilir d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcncesiyle faks\u0131n alt\u0131na tepsi koymu\u015f. Bu \u00a0\u015faka bir yazar\u0131n,\u00a0\u201cT\u00fcrkiye\u2019de ak\u0131l iptal edilmi\u015ftir.\u201d\u00a0s\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc test etmek istemesinden \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
*Bakal\u0131m daha ne gariplikler\u00a0g\u00f6r\u00fcp neler ya\u015fayaca\u011f\u0131z.<\/p>\n
*Gariplikler \u00fclkesi mi olduk acaba..!<\/p>\n
\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 NOKTA<\/strong><\/p>\n Sava\u015fta T\u00fcrkiye\u2019yi kurtaran,\u00a0sava\u015ftan sonra da T\u00fcrk milletini yeniden dirilten Atat\u00fcrk\u2019\u00fcn\u00a0\u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fc, yaln\u0131z\u00a0yurdu i\u00e7in de\u011fil Avrupa i\u00e7in de b\u00fcy\u00fck\u00a0kay\u0131pt\u0131r.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n Winston\u00a0Churchill<\/strong><\/p>\n Birle\u015fik\u00a0Krall\u0131k Ba\u015fbakan\u0131<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" *B\u00f6yle bir soruyu sormak i\u00e7in aylarca bekledim. *Acaba dedim..! *Bu kadar\u0131 da olmaz dedim..! *Ama her g\u00fcn gariplikler oluyor. *Bunlar\u0131 biriktirdim. *Baz\u0131lar\u0131na\u00a0inanamad\u0131m. Baz\u0131lar\u0131na\u00a0\u00e7ok g\u00fcld\u00fcm. HAYVAN KES\u0130LM\u0130\u015e! *\u00c7orum\u2019da \u201cHayvanlar\u0131 Koruma Derne\u011fi\u201dnin a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131\u015f\u0131nda kurban kesilmi\u015f. Bir g\u00fczel de foto\u011fraf \u00e7ekilip medyada payla\u015f\u0131lm\u0131\u015f. *Hayvanlar\u0131 Koruma Derne\u011fi\u2019nin a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131\u015f\u0131nda hayvan kesilir mi? Bu durumda size kim g\u00fcvenecek? Bu d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnceyle hayvanlar\u0131 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":79297,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-abidin-guneyli"],"views":72,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79296\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}