{"id":68051,"date":"2024-03-05T12:38:56","date_gmt":"2024-03-05T09:38:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/?p=68051"},"modified":"2024-06-11T21:52:07","modified_gmt":"2024-06-11T18:52:07","slug":"mersinde-ibre-vahap-seceri-gosteriyor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/2024\/03\/05\/mersinde-ibre-vahap-seceri-gosteriyor\/","title":{"rendered":"MERS\u0130N&#8217;DE \u0130BRE VAHAP SE\u00c7ER&#8217;\u0130 G\u00d6STER\u0130YOR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do\u011fruyu s\u00f6ylemem gerekirse, say\u0131n Vahap Se\u00e7er ge\u00e7en d\u00f6nem belediye ba\u015fkan aday\u0131 g\u00f6sterildi\u011finde, kendisine olduk\u00e7a temkinli yakla\u015fm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m.<br \/>\nFakat hizmetlerini ve \u00f6zellikle de y\u00f6netim anlay\u0131\u015f\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6rd\u00fckten sonra, kendisine haks\u0131zl\u0131k etti\u011fimi anlad\u0131m.<br \/>\n\u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc g\u00f6rev s\u00fcresi boyunca Mersin&#8217;e ve il\u00e7elerine \u00e7ok g\u00fczel hizmetler yapt\u0131 ve her siyasal g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015ften yurtta\u015f\u0131n be\u011fenisini ve takdirini kazand\u0131.<br \/>\nAyr\u0131ca, partisi Belediye Meclisi&#8217;nde az\u0131nl\u0131kta olmas\u0131na ra\u011fmen, ustaca bir y\u00f6netim anlay\u0131\u015f\u0131 g\u00f6sterdi. \u00d6yle ki, en kat\u0131 ele\u015ftirileri dahi g\u00fcler y\u00fczle kar\u015f\u0131lamas\u0131n\u0131 bildi ve efendili\u011fini hi\u00e7 bozmad\u0131. Diliyle, s\u00f6ylemiyle ve anlay\u0131\u015f\u0131yla hepimize \u00f6rnek oldu.<br \/>\nKanaatim o ki, say\u0131n Se\u00e7er her g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015ften se\u00e7menin oyuyla yeniden ba\u015fkan se\u00e7ilecektir.<br \/>\n\u00dcstelik de umulan\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcnde bir oyla se\u00e7ilecektir.<br \/>\nBa\u015fkan Se\u00e7er&#8217;i ba\u015far\u0131l\u0131 \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmalar\u0131 nedeniyle kutluyor, hizmetlerinin \u00f6n\u00fcm\u00fczdeki d\u00f6nemde de artarak devam\u0131n\u0131 diliyorum! Mersinli hem\u015ferilerimi de sevgiyle sayg\u0131yla selaml\u0131yorum.<\/p>\n<p>\u0130B\u0130\u015e, HOROZ, KEL VE KILIBIK\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Hikaye bu ya!<br \/>\nZaman\u0131n birinde padi\u015fah\u0131n hazinesi bo\u015fal\u0131r. \u00d6yle ki, har vurup harman savurmaktan hazine tamtak\u0131r kal\u0131r. Padi\u015fah \u00e7aresiz, vezirlerini toplar ve her birinin \u00f6nerisini sorar!<br \/>\nVezirlerden biri &#8220;Mecburen halka yeni vergiler salaca\u011f\u0131z! Bunun ba\u015fka yolu yok Sultan\u0131m!&#8221; der.<br \/>\nPadi\u015fah biraz k\u0131zg\u0131n biraz da \u00fczg\u00fcn bir edayla cevap verir!<br \/>\n-Ata da b.ka da vergi sald\u0131k. Vergi salmad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z ne kald\u0131 ki?! Haydi, bulun yeni bir \u015feyler de ilave vergiler salal\u0131m!<br \/>\nVezirler uzun uzun d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcrler fakat herhangi bir \u00e7\u0131k\u0131\u015f yolu bulamazlar.<br \/>\nEn sonunda ya\u015fl\u0131 vezirlerden biri &#8220;buldum!&#8221; diye ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131r. Padi\u015fah merakla sorar!<br \/>\n-S\u00f6yle o halde Bana, neyi buldun koca Vezir!?<br \/>\n-Ad\u0131 \u0130bi\u015f olanlardan, pazarda horoz satanlardan, ba\u015f\u0131 kel olanlardan ve k\u0131l\u0131b\u0131k olanlardan birer ak\u00e7e vergi alal\u0131m.<br \/>\nBu \u00f6neri padi\u015fah\u0131n \u00e7ok ho\u015funa gider ve hemen emir verip uygulamay\u0131 ba\u015flat\u0131r.<br \/>\n\u00dclkenin da\u011f k\u00f6ylerinden birinde oturan ve durumdan haberi olmayan \u0130bi\u015f ad\u0131nda bir vatanda\u015f, evinin ihtiya\u00e7lar\u0131n\u0131 kar\u015f\u0131lamak ve kar\u0131s\u0131na da bir \u00e7ift pabu\u00e7 almak i\u00e7in k\u00fcmesteki \u00e7illi horozunu koltu\u011funun alt\u0131na al\u0131p kasaba pazar\u0131n\u0131n yolunu tutar.<br \/>\nBa\u015f\u0131na geleceklerden habersiz olan zavall\u0131 adam, pazara gelir gelmez, besili horozu g\u00f6ren yang\u0131n bir m\u00fc\u015fteriyle s\u0131k\u0131 bir pazarl\u0131\u011fa tutu\u015fur ve nihayetinde horozu d\u00f6rt ak\u00e7eye satar. Horozunu iyi bir fiyata satm\u0131\u015f olman\u0131n mutlulu\u011fu ile pazardan ayr\u0131lmakta olan adam\u0131n yolunu padi\u015fah\u0131n kolcular\u0131 (vergi memurlar\u0131) keser.<br \/>\n-Horozunu satt\u0131n de\u011fil mi?<br \/>\n-Satt\u0131m!<br \/>\n-Ver o halde bir ak\u00e7e horoz satma vergisini!<br \/>\n\u0130bi\u015f \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n bir halde diklenir kolculara.<br \/>\n-Horoz satman\u0131n da vergisi mi olurmu\u015f?!<br \/>\nTart\u0131\u015fma uzay\u0131nca, ahali toplan\u0131r etraflar\u0131na. Kalabal\u0131ktan biri adama seslenir.<br \/>\n-\u0130bi\u015f Efendi bo\u015funa u\u011fra\u015fma! Bunlar\u0131n elinden kutulamazs\u0131n! \u0130yisi mi, \u00f6de bir ak\u00e7eyi de gitsin.<br \/>\nBunu duyan kolcular\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131, &#8220;Ahha..! Ad\u0131 da \u0130bi\u015fmi\u015f bunun. Vergi borcu iki ak\u00e7eye \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131!&#8221; der.<br \/>\nBu s\u00f6z \u00fczerine \u0130bi\u015f iyice delilenir ve &#8220;\u0130bi\u015fli\u011fin de vergisi mi olurmu\u015f?&#8221; diyerek ka\u00e7maya ba\u015flar.<br \/>\nKa\u00e7arken ba\u015f\u0131ndaki takke d\u00fc\u015fer ve keli g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcr.<br \/>\nKolcu ba\u015f\u0131 bunun \u00fczerine &#8220;Kafas\u0131 da kelmi\u015f bunun. Bir ak\u00e7e de kellik vergisi&#8221; der.<br \/>\nDerken, pazardaki zaptiyeler adam\u0131 yakalay\u0131p, kolcular\u0131n huzuruna getirirler.<br \/>\n\u00c7aresiz kalan adam, ba\u015flar kolculara yalvar\u0131p yakarmaya.<br \/>\n-Yapmay\u0131n, etmeyin a\u011falar! Ben \u015fimdi eve gidince kar\u0131ma ne derim?! Vallahi eve sokmaz Kar\u0131m Beni. Ma\u015fayla kovalar, ma\u015fayla.<br \/>\nBunu duyan kolcu ba\u015f\u0131 son darbeyi vurur.<br \/>\n-Birader! Demek Sen han\u0131mdan da korkuyorsun ha?! Bir ak\u00e7e de k\u0131l\u0131b\u0131k vergisi.<br \/>\n(K\u0131ssadan hisse)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do\u011fruyu s\u00f6ylemem gerekirse, say\u0131n Vahap Se\u00e7er ge\u00e7en d\u00f6nem belediye ba\u015fkan aday\u0131 g\u00f6sterildi\u011finde, kendisine olduk\u00e7a temkinli yakla\u015fm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m. Fakat hizmetlerini ve \u00f6zellikle de y\u00f6netim anlay\u0131\u015f\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6rd\u00fckten sonra, kendisine haks\u0131zl\u0131k etti\u011fimi anlad\u0131m. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc g\u00f6rev s\u00fcresi boyunca Mersin&#8217;e ve il\u00e7elerine \u00e7ok g\u00fczel hizmetler yapt\u0131 ve her siyasal g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015ften yurtta\u015f\u0131n be\u011fenisini ve takdirini kazand\u0131. Ayr\u0131ca, partisi Belediye Meclisi&#8217;nde az\u0131nl\u0131kta olmas\u0131na [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":67930,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68051","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-erdogan-serin"],"views":35,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68051","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68051"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68051\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67930"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}