{"id":57101,"date":"2023-09-05T14:48:56","date_gmt":"2023-09-05T11:48:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/?p=57101"},"modified":"2024-06-11T21:52:09","modified_gmt":"2024-06-11T18:52:09","slug":"erdogan-serin-cizgiyi-kisaltmak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/05\/erdogan-serin-cizgiyi-kisaltmak\/","title":{"rendered":"ERDO\u011eAN SER\u0130N: \u00c7\u0130ZG\u0130Y\u0130  KISALTMAK!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\":2oj\" class=\"Ar Au Ao\">\n<div id=\":2of\" class=\"Am Al editable LW-avf tS-tW tS-tY\" tabindex=\"1\" role=\"textbox\" contenteditable=\"true\" spellcheck=\"false\" aria-label=\"\u0130leti G\u00f6vdesi\" aria-multiline=\"true\" aria-owns=\":2r1\" aria-controls=\":2r1\">\n<div dir=\"ltr\">\n<div>Bu hikaye, s\u00fcrekli yaramazl\u0131k yapan sorunlu bir \u00f6\u011frenciyle \u00f6\u011fretmeni aras\u0131nda ge\u00e7er.<\/div>\n<div>\u00d6\u011fretmen, yaramazl\u0131k yapan \u00f6\u011frencisine sorar!<\/div>\n<div>-Arkada\u015flar\u0131n\u0131 ni\u00e7in k\u0131skan\u0131yorsun ve onlar\u0131n yapt\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131 niye bozuyorsun?<\/div>\n<div>\u00c7ocuk cevap verir!<\/div>\n<div>-En iyi ve en ba\u015far\u0131l\u0131 ben olmal\u0131y\u0131m da ondan.<\/div>\n<div>\u00d6\u011fretmen bunun \u00fczerine tahtaya bir \u00e7izgi \u00e7izer ve \u00e7ocu\u011fa tekrar sorar!<\/div>\n<div>-S\u00f6yle bana o halde! Bu \u00e7izgiyi nas\u0131l k\u0131saltabilirsin?<\/div>\n<div>\u00c7ocuk, \u00e7izginin bir k\u0131sm\u0131n\u0131n \u00fczerini eliyle kapat\u0131r.<\/div>\n<div>&#8220;Olmad\u0131!&#8221; der \u00f6\u011fretmen. &#8220;Elinle kapamak yok!&#8221;<\/div>\n<div>\u00c7ocuk bu kez de \u00e7izginin bir k\u0131sm\u0131n\u0131 silgiyle siler.<\/div>\n<div>\u00d6\u011fretmen &#8220;yine olmad\u0131&#8221; der ve &#8220;ba\u015fka nas\u0131l k\u0131saltabilirsin?&#8221; diye sorar!<\/div>\n<div>\u00c7ocuktan ses \u00e7\u0131kmamas\u0131 \u00fczerine de, \u00e7izginin \u00fcst k\u0131sm\u0131na daha uzun bir \u00e7izgi \u00e7izip \u015f\u00f6yle der!<\/div>\n<div>-Ba\u015fkalar\u0131n\u0131n \u00e7izgisiyle u\u011fra\u015faca\u011f\u0131na, sen de bunun gibi bir \u00e7izgi \u00e7izmelisin! G\u00f6r\u00fcyorsun de\u011fil mi? Alttaki \u00e7izgi \u00fcstekinin yan\u0131nda nas\u0131l da k\u0131sa kald\u0131.<\/div>\n<div>(K\u0131ssadan hisse)<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>EVL\u0130YA ADAM<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Hoca Nasrettin&#8217;e &#8220;Hocam! Sen evliya adams\u0131n, hele \u015fu a\u011fac\u0131 kendine do\u011fru bir y\u00fcr\u00fct de g\u00f6relim!&#8221; derler. Hoca birka\u00e7 deneme yapar amma ne m\u00fcmk\u00fcn.<\/div>\n<div>Bunun \u00fczerine &#8220;Evliyada gurur olmaz, o Bize gelmezse Biz ona gideriz!&#8221; der ve ba\u015flar a\u011faca do\u011fru y\u00fcr\u00fcmeye.<\/div>\n<div>(K\u0131ssadan hisse)<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bu hikaye, s\u00fcrekli yaramazl\u0131k yapan sorunlu bir \u00f6\u011frenciyle \u00f6\u011fretmeni aras\u0131nda ge\u00e7er. \u00d6\u011fretmen, yaramazl\u0131k yapan \u00f6\u011frencisine sorar! -Arkada\u015flar\u0131n\u0131 ni\u00e7in k\u0131skan\u0131yorsun ve onlar\u0131n yapt\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131 niye bozuyorsun? \u00c7ocuk cevap verir! -En iyi ve en ba\u015far\u0131l\u0131 ben olmal\u0131y\u0131m da ondan. \u00d6\u011fretmen bunun \u00fczerine tahtaya bir \u00e7izgi \u00e7izer ve \u00e7ocu\u011fa tekrar sorar! -S\u00f6yle bana o halde! Bu \u00e7izgiyi nas\u0131l k\u0131saltabilirsin? 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