{"id":55946,"date":"2023-08-14T15:21:41","date_gmt":"2023-08-14T12:21:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/?p=55946"},"modified":"2024-06-11T21:38:48","modified_gmt":"2024-06-11T18:38:48","slug":"topsuz-igne-sosyal-medyadan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/2023\/08\/14\/topsuz-igne-sosyal-medyadan\/","title":{"rendered":"TOPSUZ \u0130\u011eNE: SOSYAL MEDYADAN\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"
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*G\u00fcn\u00fcm\u00fczde telefonunu elinden d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrmeyen neredeyse kimse kalmad\u0131.<\/div>\n
Yaz k\u0131\u015f ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131m sitede bir a\u011fac\u0131m\u0131z var.<\/div>\n
Ya\u015f\u0131n\u0131 ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 alm\u0131\u015flar, o a\u011fac\u0131n alt\u0131nda toplan\u0131r bazen sohbetler ederiz, bazen de okey oynar\u0131z.<\/div>\n
Telefonunu konu\u015fma d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda eline alan olursa bende haz\u0131rd\u0131r cevap:<\/div>\n
\u201cSohbetinize de doyulmuyor.\u201d<\/div>\n
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Benden bu s\u00f6z\u00fc duymak istemeyenler telefonu \u00e7almaz ise telefonunu kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131rmazlar.<\/div>\n
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ACI ACI TEBESS\u00dcM!<\/div>\n
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*Bu s\u0131ralar sosyal medya dedi\u011fimiz \u015feye ben de evde tak\u0131lmaya ba\u015flad\u0131m.<\/div>\n
\u00c7ok be\u011fendi\u011fim payla\u015f\u0131mlar var. Bunlardan be\u011fendiklerimi buraya al\u0131yorum.<\/div>\n
*Bu payla\u015f\u0131mlar\u0131 yapanlar arkada\u015flar\u0131m. Belki de onlarda bir yerlerden alm\u0131\u015flar ve payla\u015fm\u0131\u015flard\u0131r.<\/div>\n
*Kim bilir?<\/div>\n
*Hi\u00e7 kimse \u00fczerine al\u0131nmas\u0131n. Sadece ac\u0131 ac\u0131 tebess\u00fcm edesiniz istedim.<\/div>\n
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ATAT\u00dcRK<\/div>\n
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* \u201cBu\u011fday\u0131n\u0131, s\u00fct\u00fcn\u00fc, etini, bilimini ve sanat\u0131n\u0131 kendin \u00fcretti\u011fin s\u00fcrece \u00f6zg\u00fcrs\u00fcn\u201d demi\u015f Atat\u00fcrk.<\/div>\n
*Bir\u00e7ok tar\u0131m \u00fcr\u00fcn\u00fc \u00fclkemize ithalat yoluyla geliyor. Aman dikkat diyorum ve nokta koyuyorum\u2026<\/div>\n
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\u0130Y\u0130 ANLAMA YARI\u015eMASI<\/div>\n
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*Kuran\u2019\u0131 Kerim\u2019i g\u00fczel okuma yar\u0131\u015fmas\u0131 yerine iyi anlama yar\u0131\u015fmas\u0131 yap\u0131lsa;<\/div>\n
*Ne h\u0131rs\u0131z kal\u0131r..!<\/div>\n
*Ne ars\u0131z kal\u0131r..!<\/div>\n
*Ne Zalim kal\u0131r..!<\/div>\n
*Hi\u00e7 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fclm\u00fc\u015f m\u00fcd\u00fcr?<\/div>\n
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B\u00dcY\u00dcK \u015eEYTAN!<\/div>\n
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*\u015eeytan\u2019a T\u00fcrkiye n\u00f6beti yazm\u0131\u015flar; \u201cEstafurullah Ne Haddimize\u201d b\u00fcy\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm\u00fcz Abidin orada demi\u015f.(B\u00fcy\u00fc\u011f\u00fc ben oluyorum demek ki!)<\/div>\n
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CR\u0130ST\u0130ANO RONALDO<\/div>\n
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*D\u00fcnyaca \u00fcnl\u00fc futbolcu Cristiano Ronaldo\u2019ya sormu\u015flar.\u201dAnnen neden hala seninle ya\u015f\u0131yor?<\/div>\n
*O na neden bir ev alm\u0131yorsun?<\/div>\n
Yan\u0131t: Beni annem b\u00fcy\u00fctt\u00fc ve \u00a0hayat\u0131n\u0131 bana adad\u0131.Sadece yemek yememe izin vermek i\u00e7in a\u00e7 yatard\u0131. Hi\u00e7 param\u0131z yoktu. \u0130lk ayakkab\u0131m\u0131 almak i\u00e7in haftan\u0131n yedi g\u00fcn\u00fc ve geceleri hizmet\u00e7i olarak \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131, b\u00f6ylece futbolcu olabildim. T\u00fcm ba\u015far\u0131m ona adanm\u0131\u015f ve onun sayesinde oldu. \u00d6mr\u00fcm oldu\u011fu s\u00fcrece yan\u0131mda olacak ve verebilece\u011fim her \u015feye sahip olacak. O benim s\u0131\u011f\u0131nd\u0131\u011f\u0131m en b\u00fcy\u00fck hediyem.<\/div>\n
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B\u0130Z DE HUZUR EV\u0130!<\/div>\n
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*Bizim \u00fclkemizde adam\u0131n biri k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fcc\u00fck geliriyle evin bir odas\u0131na ranza yapt\u0131rm\u0131\u015f. D\u00f6rt o\u011flunu bir odaya s\u0131\u011fd\u0131rm\u0131\u015f.<\/div>\n
Okutmu\u015f. \u00c7ocuklar\u0131n iyi bir i\u015fleri ve gelirleri olmu\u015f.<\/div>\n
Y\u0131llar ge\u00e7mi\u015f adam ya\u015flanm\u0131\u015f e\u015fi vefat etmi\u015f. D\u00f6rt o\u011flu adama bir oda verememi\u015fler ve Huzur Evi\u2019ne yat\u0131rm\u0131\u015flar.<\/div>\n
*\u0130stisna olabilir!<\/div>\n
Genelleme yapmamak laz\u0131m..!<\/div>\n
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AYAKTA 13 B\u0130N 387 TL!<\/div>\n
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*M\u00fczik d\u00fcnyas\u0131n\u0131n \u00fcnl\u00fc kad\u0131n yorumcular\u0131ndan, 7 Grammy \u00d6d\u00fcl\u00fc sahibi ABD’li pop sanat\u00e7\u0131s\u0131 Christina Aguilera, T\u00fcrkiye’deki ilk konserini \u00a0Antalya’da vermi\u015f. Binlerce ki\u015fi, \u015fark\u0131c\u0131y\u0131 yaln\u0131z b\u0131rakmam\u0131\u015f.<\/div>\n
Belek’te sahneye \u00e7\u0131kan sanat\u00e7\u0131n\u0131n konserini ayakta izlemek isteyenler i\u00e7in, bilet fiyat\u0131 450 Euroymu\u015f.(13 bin 387 TL)<\/div>\n
Loca fiyat\u0131 ise 35 bin Euro.(1 milyon 40 bin 977 TL)<\/div>\n
*Konser alan\u0131 doldu\u011funa g\u00f6re..!<\/div>\n
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AZ\u0130Z SANCAR-KIVRAK ZEKA<\/div>\n
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*M\u00fc\u015fteriyi kaz\u0131klaman\u0131n-Ticari Zeka-Halk\u0131 s\u00fcrekli kand\u0131rman\u0131n -Siyasi Zeka-Ambulans arkas\u0131na tak\u0131lman\u0131n-Pratik Zeka- \u015eike yaparak kazanman\u0131n-Sportif Zeka-niyeti suistimal etmenin- \u201cK\u0131vrak Zeka\u201d- olarak alg\u0131land\u0131\u011f\u0131 bir \u00fclkenin zekaya de\u011fil, ahlaka ihtiyac\u0131 vard\u0131r\u201d demi\u015f Aziz Sancar hocam\u0131z.<\/div>\n
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*Bizim memlekette b\u00f6yle do\u011fru s\u00f6ze, \u201cEmmi\u2019n ne desin?\u201d denir.<\/div>\n
*Daha bir\u00e7ok g\u00fczel payla\u015f\u0131m var ama bu g\u00fcnl\u00fck bu kadar yeter.<\/div>\n
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\u00c7ARPITILMI\u015e S\u00d6ZLER:<\/div>\n
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Su uyursa d\u00fc\u015fman da uyur\u2026<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

*G\u00fcn\u00fcm\u00fczde telefonunu elinden d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrmeyen neredeyse kimse kalmad\u0131. Yaz k\u0131\u015f ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131m sitede bir a\u011fac\u0131m\u0131z var. Ya\u015f\u0131n\u0131 ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 alm\u0131\u015flar, o a\u011fac\u0131n alt\u0131nda toplan\u0131r bazen sohbetler ederiz, bazen de okey oynar\u0131z. Telefonunu konu\u015fma d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda eline alan olursa bende haz\u0131rd\u0131r cevap: \u201cSohbetinize de doyulmuyor.\u201d Benden bu s\u00f6z\u00fc duymak istemeyenler telefonu \u00e7almaz ise telefonunu kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131rmazlar. ACI ACI TEBESS\u00dcM! *Bu s\u0131ralar […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":55768,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-abidin-guneyli"],"views":71,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55946","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55946"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55946\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/55768"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}