{"id":48057,"date":"2023-03-30T14:26:35","date_gmt":"2023-03-30T11:26:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/?p=48057"},"modified":"2024-06-11T21:38:49","modified_gmt":"2024-06-11T18:38:49","slug":"topsuz-igne-ne-yapalim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/2023\/03\/30\/topsuz-igne-ne-yapalim\/","title":{"rendered":"TOPSUZ \u0130\u011eNE: NE YAPALIM?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>*\u00d6yle olaylara \u015fahit oluyoruz ya da ya\u015f\u0131yoruz ki akl\u0131m alm\u0131yor!<\/div>\n<div>*\u00d6yle g\u00fczel bir \u00fclkemiz var ki, bunu \u201cBa\u015fka T\u00fcrkiye yok\u201d s\u00f6z\u00fcyle ifade edenleri kutlamak gerek.<\/div>\n<div>*Ger\u00e7ekten \u00e7ok g\u00fczel ve \u00e7ok ilgin\u00e7 bir \u00fclkemiz var.<\/div>\n<div>*\u00c7eli\u015fkilerle dolu bir \u00fclke\u2026<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>*A\u00e7l\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan dolay\u0131 bir simit \u00e7al\u0131p yiyene y\u0131llarca hapis cezas\u0131 verilir!<\/div>\n<div>*Ya\u015f\u0131 80-85\u2019i ge\u00e7mi\u015f insanlar, ka\u00e7ar diye, ceza evlerinde tutulur!<\/div>\n<div>*Serbest b\u0131raksan y\u00fcr\u00fcyecek halleri yok ama af edilmezler!<\/div>\n<div>*Ya da mafya babas\u0131 diye \u00fcnlenmi\u015f olanlar \u00f6zel af \u00e7\u0131kart\u0131larak serbest b\u0131rak\u0131l\u0131r!<\/div>\n<div>*O kadar \u00fcniversite mezunu varken, lise mezunu m\u00fcd\u00fcr olarak g\u00f6revlendirilir!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>*Birka\u00e7 g\u00fcn \u00f6nce televizyonda bir haber dinledim.<\/div>\n<div>*Vatanda\u015f\u0131n birisi kendi icad\u0131 Molotof kokteyli ile bir fabrikay\u0131 yakmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015f.<\/div>\n<div>*G\u00fcn\u00fcm\u00fcz teknolojisinden yararlanan fabrika sahipleri kameralar\u0131 incelemi\u015fler. Ve Molotof kokteylini atan\u0131 tan\u0131m\u0131\u015flar. \u0130\u015ften \u00e7\u0131kart\u0131lan eski \u00e7al\u0131\u015fanlar\u0131ndan birisiymi\u015f.<\/div>\n<div>*Su\u00e7lu yakalanm\u0131\u015f. Evinde ruhsats\u0131z tabanca ve bir\u00e7ok mermi bulunmu\u015f. Mala zarar verme su\u00e7undan karakolda ifadesi al\u0131nm\u0131\u015f ve serbest b\u0131rak\u0131lm\u0131\u015f!<\/div>\n<div>*Vay be..!<\/div>\n<div>*Vay ki vay..!<\/div>\n<div>*Gel de \u015fa\u015f\u0131rma..!<\/div>\n<div>*Ne yapal\u0131m \u00fclkemiz b\u00f6yle\u2026<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>MAKARON<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>*Yerel bas\u0131nda a\u015fa\u011f\u0131daki haberi g\u00f6r\u00fcnce merak ettim bu, \u201cMakaron\u201d neymi\u015f diye!<\/div>\n<div>* \u201cMakaron\u201d denilince akla ilk gelen \u015fey renkli yuvarlak kurabiyelermi\u015f. Ancak makaronun \u00e7ok farkl\u0131 bir anlam\u0131 daha bulunuyormu\u015f.<\/div>\n<div>*Makaronun di\u011fer anlam\u0131 ise \u0130\u00e7i\u015fleri Bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131\u2019n\u0131n Bursa&#8217;da bir depoda yap\u0131lan bir aramada, 50 milyon doldurulmu\u015f makaron ele ge\u00e7irildi\u011fini bildirmesinin ard\u0131ndan ara\u015ft\u0131r\u0131lmaya ba\u015flanm\u0131\u015f.<\/div>\n<div>*Makaron: daha a\u00e7\u0131k deyimle sar\u0131lm\u0131\u015f i\u00e7inde t\u00fct\u00fcn olmayan filtreli sigaraym\u0131\u015f.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>*\u201cMersin&#8217;de jandarma d\u00fczenledi\u011fi operasyonda, 110 bin adet sat\u0131\u015fa haz\u0131r halde dolu makaron ele ge\u00e7irmi\u015f.<\/div>\n<div>*Makaron neymi\u015f diye ara\u015ft\u0131r\u0131nca, 50 milyon adet yakaland\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 da \u00f6\u011frenmi\u015f oldum.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>KA\u00c7AK S\u0130GARA VE KA\u00c7AK \u0130\u00c7K\u0130<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>*Son birka\u00e7 y\u0131ldan beri sigara i\u00e7en arkada\u015flar bu makaron denilen sar\u0131lm\u0131\u015f i\u00e7inde t\u00fct\u00fcn olmayan sigarlardan ucuz, ucuz al\u0131p evde k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bir makine da kendileri i\u00e7ini doldurup i\u00e7iyorlar!<\/div>\n<div>*\u0130\u00e7ki i\u00e7en arkada\u015flar\u0131mda i\u00e7kilerini evlerinde yap\u0131yorlar. Baz\u0131lar\u0131 da sokaktan ka\u00e7ak i\u00e7ki al\u0131yorlar!(Sonucunu herkes biliyor. Yeniden yazman\u0131n bir anlam\u0131 yok!)<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>*Bu konuyu burada yazmam\u0131n sebeplerinden birisi:<\/div>\n<div>*Sigara ve i\u00e7kiden devletimizin vergi kayb\u0131 olmas\u0131.<\/div>\n<div>*\u0130kincisi ka\u00e7ak i\u00e7kiden onlarca insan\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n \u00f6lmesidir..!<\/div>\n<div>*Dikkate al\u0131nmas\u0131 gereken \u00f6nemli bir sorun.<\/div>\n<div>*\u0130n\u015fallah yeni se\u00e7ilecek h\u00fck\u00fcmet bu \u00f6nemli soruna ilgi g\u00f6sterir.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\u00c7ARPITILMI\u015e S\u00d6ZLER:<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Eceli gelen k\u00f6pek camideki tuvalete gider.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*\u00d6yle olaylara \u015fahit oluyoruz ya da ya\u015f\u0131yoruz ki akl\u0131m alm\u0131yor! *\u00d6yle g\u00fczel bir \u00fclkemiz var ki, bunu \u201cBa\u015fka T\u00fcrkiye yok\u201d s\u00f6z\u00fcyle ifade edenleri kutlamak gerek. *Ger\u00e7ekten \u00e7ok g\u00fczel ve \u00e7ok ilgin\u00e7 bir \u00fclkemiz var. *\u00c7eli\u015fkilerle dolu bir \u00fclke\u2026 *A\u00e7l\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan dolay\u0131 bir simit \u00e7al\u0131p yiyene y\u0131llarca hapis cezas\u0131 verilir! *Ya\u015f\u0131 80-85\u2019i ge\u00e7mi\u015f insanlar, ka\u00e7ar diye, ceza [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":47854,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-abidin-guneyli"],"views":72,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48057","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48057"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48057\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/47854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}