*Say\u0131n okuyucular\u0131m.<\/p>\n
*Sizler bilirsiniz ben buraya arada s\u0131rada bana gelen yaz\u0131lar\u0131 al\u0131p sizlerle payla\u015f\u0131yorum.<\/p>\n
*Bu defa da arkada\u015f\u0131m emekli h\u00e2kim Sabri \u00c7i\u00e7ekli\u2019nin\u00a0bir yaz\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 ald\u0131m.<\/p>\n
*Ben be\u011fendim umar\u0131m sizlerde be\u011fenirsiniz.<\/p>\n
TESAD\u00dcFEN YA\u015eAMAK!<\/p>\n
\u201c\u0130\u015f kazalar\u0131nda Avrupa’da birinci, D\u00fcnya’da \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fcym\u00fc\u015f\u00fcz. Dikkat ediniz, t\u00fcm olumsuzluklarda birinci de\u011filsek mutlaka ikinci veya \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc s\u0131raday\u0131z. Bu g\u00fczel \u00fclkede ger\u00e7ekten tesad\u00fcfen mi ya\u015f\u0131yoruz.<\/p>\n
\u015eimdi bunlara birka\u00e7 \u00f6rnek verelim.<\/p>\n
Mersin’de denize d\u00fc\u015fen mi\u00e7o y\u00fczme bilmedi\u011finden bo\u011fuldu.<\/p>\n
Y\u00fczme bilmeyenden gemici olur mu?<\/p>\n
*Demek ki torpille girmi\u015f rahmetli.<\/p>\n
“Beni bu g\u00fczel havalar mahvetti” diyen y\u00fcce \u015fair Orhan Veli Kan\u0131k’\u0131 o g\u00fczel havalar mahvetmedi asl\u0131nda. Belediyenin a\u00e7t\u0131\u011f\u0131 \u00e7ukur mahvetti, hem de \u00e7ok gen\u00e7 ya\u015fta.<\/p>\n
*Binan\u0131n \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc kat\u0131ndan atlayan kurbanl\u0131k ke\u00e7i yoldan ge\u00e7en \u00e7ocu\u011fun \u00fczerine d\u00fc\u015ferek \u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fcne neden oldu. Sevgili vatanda\u015f\u0131m, ke\u00e7iler \u00f6zg\u00fcrl\u00fc\u011f\u00fcne d\u00fc\u015fk\u00fcn hayvanlar, bunlar\u0131 bilmez misin?<\/p>\n
Hayvan balkonda beklemekten s\u0131k\u0131lm\u0131\u015f olmal\u0131 ki a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 atlamay\u0131 tercih etmi\u015f.<\/p>\n
Bu olay belki de d\u00fcnyada bir ilk…<\/p>\n
*Francala ekme\u011fin i\u00e7erisinden yar\u0131m jilet par\u00e7as\u0131 \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f. Ben bunu anlamakta g\u00fc\u00e7l\u00fck \u00e7ekiyorum. Fare pisli\u011fi veya sa\u00e7 k\u0131l\u0131 \u00e7\u0131ksa anlar\u0131m, lakin jileti bir t\u00fcrl\u00fc konumland\u0131ramad\u0131m.<\/p>\n
*Mikser kazan\u0131n\u0131 temizleyen i\u015f\u00e7i yanl\u0131\u015fl\u0131kla beton mikserinin \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131lmas\u0131 sonucu feci \u015fekilde can verdi.<\/p>\n
\u0130hmallik mi desem yoksa cahillik mi?<\/p>\n
Ne diyece\u011fimi bilemedim do\u011frusu.<\/p>\n
*Gece tuvalete kalkan k\u0131z\u0131n\u0131 h\u0131rs\u0131z zann\u0131yla vuran baba, \u2018Ahhh! Ben ne yapt\u0131m!\u2019 dedi.<\/p>\n
*Daha ne yapacakt\u0131n birader!<\/p>\n
K\u0131z\u0131n\u0131 sakat b\u0131rakt\u0131n yetmez mi?<\/p>\n
Bu olay dava konusu oldu ve Mersin’de ya\u015fand\u0131.<\/p>\n
*Testere ile kesti\u011fi a\u011fac\u0131n alt\u0131nda kalan i\u015f\u00e7i feci \u015fekilde can verdi. A\u011fa\u00e7 sallanmaya ba\u015flad\u0131\u011f\u0131nda bir ip bulup \u00e7ekseydin ya sevgili karde\u015fim.<\/p>\n
*Af\u015fin’de kuyuya d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcp \u00f6len yavru i\u00e7in ke\u015fif yapacakt\u0131k.<\/p>\n
Bizi g\u00f6ren \u00e7ocu\u011fun ninesi Hatice teyze “Bunun i\u00e7in mi geldiniz? Yavrum biri \u00f6ld\u00fcyse geride 7 tane daha var, zahmet etmi\u015fsiniz.” dedi.<\/p>\n
*Bu \u00e7ocuk ya\u015fasayd\u0131 ileride belki bir Aziz Sancar olabilir miydi acaba?<\/p>\n
*Geceleyin kald\u0131r\u0131mda y\u00fcr\u00fcyen vatanda\u015fa, kald\u0131r\u0131ma \u00e7\u0131kan araba \u00e7arpt\u0131 ve \u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fcne neden oldu.<\/p>\n
Demem o ki ger\u00e7ekten de tesad\u00fcfen mi ya\u015f\u0131yoruz?<\/p>\n
\u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc bu gibi olaylar say say bitmez ve maalesef sayfalar da yetmez.\u201d<\/p>\n
*Arkada\u015f\u0131m ne g\u00fczel se\u00e7me yapm\u0131\u015f de\u011fil mi?<\/p>\n
*Ellerine sa\u011fl\u0131k…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
*Say\u0131n okuyucular\u0131m. *Sizler bilirsiniz ben buraya arada s\u0131rada bana gelen yaz\u0131lar\u0131 al\u0131p sizlerle payla\u015f\u0131yorum. *Bu defa da arkada\u015f\u0131m emekli h\u00e2kim Sabri \u00c7i\u00e7ekli\u2019nin\u00a0bir yaz\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 ald\u0131m. *Ben be\u011fendim umar\u0131m sizlerde be\u011fenirsiniz. TESAD\u00dcFEN YA\u015eAMAK! \u201c\u0130\u015f kazalar\u0131nda Avrupa’da birinci, D\u00fcnya’da \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fcym\u00fc\u015f\u00fcz. Dikkat ediniz, t\u00fcm olumsuzluklarda birinci de\u011filsek mutlaka ikinci veya \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc s\u0131raday\u0131z. Bu g\u00fczel \u00fclkede ger\u00e7ekten tesad\u00fcfen mi ya\u015f\u0131yoruz. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":100427,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-100426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-abidin-guneyli"],"views":1020,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=100426"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100426\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/100427"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=100426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=100426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mersingazetesi.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=100426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}